Lionfish helmet + Koalas!

*EDIT*
I just reread this post . . why was i thinking of so much gross stuff? O_O
 sorry if i disgusted you. o-o
*END OF EDIT*

Hello! :3

I logged onto AJ and i got a bunch of birthday gifts.

That was very unexpected. o-o

But thanks so much. <3

No.

 I really mean it. :3

Uhm . . . sorry if this is awkward. Im not good at these types of things. O_O

But anyways, i DID get the bike (YAY) and rode it for 3 hours. So now my butt hurts. :c

(Im serious. D:<)

Also, even though i rode it for 3 hours i still suck at riding it. :I

It's okai though. 

I SHALL LEARN.

Cuz i rode a scooter and it was fun. So bikes are MORE FUN :3

Darn, i think im getting a cold, because i taste mucous coming from my lungs/throat/wherever. 

eww. :T

(I searched up mucous on google to make sure that i spelled it correctly. THANKS, GOOGLE IMAGES FOR GIVING ME NIGHTMARES.)

But . . .

BUT I HAVE NOT GOTTEN SICK IN 2 YEARS!

HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN? D:

immune system why did u no fight off

We where so close to getting a new record for not being sick. :c

Actually, i think my immune system is nocturnal. I once got sick in my sleep, a few weeks ago.

I think that counts . . right?

*waves around white flag*

I AM DEFEATED :C

Well, let's check out the new item! :3

Umm . . where is the new item?

I cannot seem to find it. D:

*searches around Jamaa and stuffz*

OHH OF COURSE!

It's an ocean item. :T

Yay for returning items! :D

Because without them, Jamaa feels boring and terrible. :c

I did not realize these where gone.

Actually, i did realize they where gone.

My mistake. :P

But one question . . 

How did they make the helmet?

Did they hunt down a lionfish . . . ? O_O

Hopefully it's fake. HOPEFULLY.

O_O

I mean, AJHQ didn't hunt a lionfish to make this hat . . right . . ? RIGHT??!

Oh gosh. This is very strange. :T

Personal tip: This item looks awesome if you use the stripe pattern.

WARNING: Has only been tested on dolphins, not on other animals. (the stripe pattern thing)

WARNING: If made out of real lionfish (which it hopefully isn't) it may sting since lionfish are poisonous. 

I should stop doing these warnings. XD

Then that will prevent everyone from buying it. :T

Guys.

Nonmembers NEED MORE OCEAN ITEMS.

Seriously They only have one or two, idk. They deserve more stuff in the ocean lands. :c

But no one really visits the oceans.

. . . .

So anyways, today i wondered what the news crew winner is.

Guess what?

AJHQ HAS POSTED IT! C:

I guess i didn't win. :c

What was i expecting? My report SUCKED. XD

Arctic wolf's report is much better, so gud job. :3

Some people think the mud is disgusting, even though it's just virtual mud. XP

And if you do think that's gross, today i accidentally touched bird poop while doing a job for a teacher.

*glares intensely at teacher*

>:C

I HAD TO SHOWER MY HAND IN DISH WASHING SOAP AFTER THAT.

But wait, dish washing soap kills 99.9% germs, right?

So what if the 0.1% germ from the poop divided rapidly and caused my hand to be full of poopy germs, which is why i feel like i have a cold?

*GASPS*

I have found who is guilty of this.

Not the immune system or the germs, but . . 

THE TEACHER!

*glares more intensely* >:C

Im not fully sick though, right? So that means i can still brea- oh wait.

(read above)

Moving on . .  Here's an adorable koala GIF just to make you feel better. :3

 

Koalas look adorable while eating.

They're like: *omnonomnom*

When i was little, i used to find koalas ugly.

No idea why.

But now . .

THEY'RE SO ADORABLE fhhjkajfa

They have big noses and fluffy ears. :3

Here's another one just for fun.

(that rhymes! sorta . . ?)

 

Ticklish koala. XP

Also, this is a  quokka and it's adorable.

Sorry if my post is boring and short so far.

I didn't have much time. and i was feeling generally exhausted D:

However, the answer to yesterday's question was . . 

TRUE!

Oysters change their genders at least once in their lives.

Most of you got that correct, so i guess that was a bit too easy for you. :P

So this time, im gonna try to do medium-easy.

 

True or False?

If an earthworm is split in half, it becomes two worms.

Good luck! :3