Porch swings + GIFs

Hai everyone. c:<

Welcome back 2 another update post. huehehe.

Today, i got this cool USB lamp thingy. If you connect it to your computer, it lights up. It's like a desk lamp but much cuter and tiny. :3

TINY = CUTE 

WE ALL SHUD KNOW THAT! >:U

lawl.

wut. 

The light is super strong though. I accidentally shone it into my eyes 4 times and counting. :C

My eyes hurt. D:

it's okai tho. it will b fine, right? :3

(of course . . hopefully ehehehehehhe)

Owe no i just shone it into my eye for the 5th time now. :I

You know when you have to look up into the sky to see something, and you accidentally look up at the sun?

Most annoying thing EVER. -_-

Im just trying to look at the sky for reasons and then WHAAAT LOOK AWAY THIS HUGE BLINDING LI- o wait it's the stupid sun.

Sun: if you look at me you will be PUNISHED! MUAHAHAHA

Evil sun. >:C

wat why am i talking about dis?? XP
 O well. Let's get on with the new item! :3

Hmm.

This time it's sold in Treetop gardens instead of jam-mart furniture.

VERY INTERESTING. *thoughtful face*

Maybe it's cuz . .  the porch swing is . . *gasps* ALIVE!

It walked from Jam-Mart furniture to treetop gardens.

BAD PORCH SWING! Chu are meant to stay in Jam-Mart furniture. >:C

Wait. Maybe it's just cuz AJ decided to change the shops. Yeah. That's more logical . . heehehe ^.^"

There's also the beta porch swing, which is funny cuz i was posting about beta stuff earlier that day. XP

I think this one is better. Cuz of the vines wrapping around it. :3

I LOVE VINES! (But not poison ivy . .  poison ivy sucks because it's poison.)

I heard some people aren't poisoned by poison ivy, but it's just a small majority. Still pretty awesome.

*gasps* MAYBE IM IMMUNE TO POISON IVY AS WELL? :O

Idk. I never touched one. :I

 . . . And i don't plan on doing so. Just in case im not immune. Which im probably not. Because i am super average. Okai, maybe im not that average. I don't know if im average or not. :P

I also like how the fireflies fly around the porch swing. So yah.

Fireflies look so beautiful. :3

I never saw one though. :c

Do fireflies even exist where i live? THEY HAVE GOT TO! THEY'RE TOO BEAUTIFUL. :C

Fireflies are beetles. But everyone knows that. Or maybe you don't. XP

It's so pawsome how some bugs can light up. Glow worms look like spiderwebs, but 20% beautifuller. :3

Fuller . . ?

(i made 2 references to 2 movies yey)

*earns trophy and chocolate for 2 refrences to 2 movies*

*becomes rich*

*becomes famous*

*Is over exaggerating*

heh. Why do i over exaggerate? XP

Well then, let's check out the Daily Explorer . . ? :P

Wat.

There was a jammer snapshot thingy . . ? :I

I NEVER EVEN NOTICED. ;-;

whyyy. D:

Apparently, it's "take a walk in the park" day.

I don't even know if such day exists.

LET'S GOOGLE IT! C:

Hmm . .  no Wikipedia article on it? 

SUCH THING DOES NOT EXIST! AJHQ made up this day. >:C

Wait, nvm. It sort of does exist, but it was on March.

It's April.

. . . . . . 

I don't understand. Im too confuse. :C

I think this entry is from a while ago, but AJHQ didn't find out about it until now, but they liked the - DID AJHQ ALERT US ABOUT THIS EARLIER? D:

ugh. I never ever get to know about jammer snaps contests. :C

It's okai. I never win anyway. :D

(maybe it's because you almost never try to, cloud.)

Imagine if AJHQ told the actual usernames when someone won something. o3o

That would be cray-cray, cuz the jammer would suddenly be getting a ton of fanmail just cuz she/he won the contest. XP

I guess AJHQ doesn't want that to happen though. Because 2 much mail at once can be overwhelming. D:

Speaking of mail, you know how the JAGS are so restrictive?
Why is it that the normal chat is more free, but the JAGS aren't? It does not make sense. -_-

I know AJ is a game and games don't be sense, but this is sorta different.

Also, why am thinking about melted cheese, WHICH IS A TRYPOPHOBIA TRIGGER FOR ME?!

Lotus pods alone aren't a problem, but when lotus pods are photoshopped onto skin . . DON'T EVEN

Is being scared of weird holes ON THE SKIN an unusual thing? 

Holes on skin indicate some weird nasty infection or something. Infection = bad.

WHY DO PPL THINK TRYPOPHOBIA IS FALSE?! ;-;

Btw im a visual thinker so that makes it worse .  .

Some people aren't visual thinkers, which is strange to me. When i say "chocolate," doesn't everyone see a picture of a chocolate bar in their heads?

(liek, they actually see a picture . .)

I see 3 blocks of chocolate against a white background, arranged in a pleasant way. ( you know how ppl arrange food so it looks more appetizing?)

I thought everyone thought like that, but apparently that is not the case . . :o

That is actually interesting to me. XD

I don't really know what else to post about . . Cute animal GIFs? :D

Today's subject is . . 

MONKEYS! XP

  

 

 

So cute. <3

But anyways, we haven't done this in a long time. but im gonna do a raffle! :3

If you win, you get a shout out. So it's just something for fun. :P

Pick a number between 1 to 200!

Unfortunately, i have to go now so bye! :3