Chicken hat

Hello dere. >:D

Well i haz missed many items on the alst post.

I forgot about them. >.<

Why must i remember useless facts all the time and not important stuff? WHY?

[ Yes, i look at weird, useless facts on the internet. ]

Thank you, internet. :T

[ btw that was sarcasm ] 

I haven't been outside for a long time and now im bored. :C
Im still sick. That's why. :T

I wanna do stuff like ride a bike or something but i get tired really quickly. :C

*sits in a corner and thinks about random things because of boredom*

WHY DOES ORANGE JUICE AND TOOTHPASTE TASTE DISGUSTING?

. . .

Someone in the world has to know. :O

I know who knows this.

Scientists.

They know everything.

SERIOUSLY. EVERYTHING.

It is crazy

How do they know so much? o_O

[ because they study everything duh ]

I know today's new item. :3

[I was on AJ earlier lol]

It's the cute bird hat thingy, idk.

O, so it's called an egg nest hat.

So they're eggs with beaks drawn on them?

Clearly not.

Then AJHQ has no right to call it the egg nest hat. >:C

It shall be called . .

"CUTE BIRD NEST THING!"

*ppl look at me weirdly*

Wat? It matches . .because it's cute! :D

. . . And also slightly weird.

Person wearing chicken hat: I just got a pet!

Other guy: Coooool. so what. no one cares. lawl.

Person wearing chicken hat: I keep them on my HEAD!

Chickens: WE CAN'T STOP HOPPING! HOP HOP

Other guy: WHOA. THAT IS . .  that is just weird.

Person wearing a chicken hat: totally dude. But it's also awesome!

Other guy: lawl no i still don't care

Everyone else: WE CARE! YOUR HAT IS AWESOME!

Other guy: Owe.

Everyone else: *angry yells at other guy*

Other guy: I was just being honest geez

Everyone else: *yells at him more*

Other guy: *gets earplugs* AHHHH PEACE AND QUIET!

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a whale's mating call. 

AWOOOOOOWWWOOOOOAAAWWOoooOOWWAAOooww

Other guy: owe no. This sucks.. *takes out earplugs*

Everyone else: *goes silent and walks off*

Other guy: my life is weird

THE END C:

^ And that is why the hat is weird. It took me ages to explain it.

wow.

WOW.

*doge*

ppl, guess what ppl?

THE APRIL FOOLS PARTY IS HERE. :3

Upside down forest this time.

I have no idea how i got the glowstick. O_O

I did not click anything. :C

Do you automatically get it o something? :P

Oooh look banana peels.

No one can actually slip on them though, cuz AJ is a game. :I

You cannot fall down. You cannot die.

YOU ARE INVINCIBLE. :O

Wait, that's actually a weird thought, because think about it . . in all games, you are immortal. IRL, you don't get to "restart" or anything like that.

O_O

Im surprised i haven't thought about this before. XP

Im starting to get used to everything being upside down. I think i like it. c:

What if everything in the world was upside down? We would be walking on the ceiling, and the floor would be the ceiling.

Pretty cool if chu think about it. :3

Fun fact: The eyes see stuff upside down, the brain flips it. Or maybe it's the opposite. Wait, that's not possible . . 

WHOA.

G-giant . . nesting doll?

Maybe it's a nesting doll monster?

Giant Liza: MUAHAHHA

Little: Uh oh. But im the bunny who breaks the laws of physics.  *floats away*

Giant Liza; YOU GET HERE NOW

Little: lol nope

WE HAZ ESCAPED GIANT LIZA. :3

MISSION SUCCESS!

We can now explore the party further.

We're underwater? Then how come i can breath underwater if im a land animal?

If we're underwater, how come everything's not blue or something?

It doesn't even look like there's any water, but then there's these fish swimming around.

*sigh* AJHQ, you have done a great job of confusing me. :C

Maybe it's not water at all.

Maybe it's just air! And the fishes breath and swim in air! :D

Because you see, AJ is a game. In games, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE. C:<

oooh lookie, new items! :D

The tooth-chair thingie is strange.

Why would i want to sit on a tooth?

They're pointy and uncomfortable. :C

Also, you can't get cookies on the chair cuz the tooth will rot. [Eww]

The window is very scary and creepy.

If i stare at that swirly thingy, will i become hypnotized? Probably not. Lol. :P

More items . .

The star swirling above head item [I DIDN'T USE THINGY FOR ONCE!] is an amazing idea, cuz

1. you can tell ppl you are dizzy

2. it looks cool

3. it looks cool

4. it looks cool

5. it looks cool

FIVE FANTASTIC REASONS! :D
Frying pan reminds me of tangled. hehe

Anyway, i have to go now but before going, here's the mini challenge. :D

Create your own April Fools item!

Bye! :3