Satellite..?

Hai. :D

You know how i wasn't here for update day?

Well i haven't entirely checked out the update . . and since today is just a regular item post, i ust checked out all the space items, and:

1. THESE SHOULD HAVE BEEN VOTED FIRST! D:

2. JAMAA HAS THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE THESE?!

3. SPACE IS AWESOME

So yeh. I was left amazed at why these set of items came last. :P

On AJ, food always comes first. [ Although i do not agree with that belief . . ]

Food is yum and everything. But it's temporary, and comes out as poop. :c

[ Sorry if that sentence seemed disgusting . . ]

Let's just call it our "business"

ehehe

. . . 

That just makes it sound awkward.

Im making this awkward.

I make everything awkward.

So what's today's new space-related item?

Look at the picture below to find out. lawl.

IT'S A SATELLITE!

What a weird name.

Sat Ellite.

Sat is short for Saturday. 

Ellite means a group or something.

So satellite = saturday ellite?
That doesn't even make sense. XP

But who cares if it doesn't make sense. :3

People: EVERYONE!

Owe.

We haz a problem. :o

Well let's just say that satellite is a weird word and get over it cuz i cannot find a logical meaning. :3

C:

. . . 

:T

If Jamaa has technology this advanced already, then how come Jamaa township isn't Jamaa city?

Or maybe this technology is new?

IS JAMAA TOWNSHIP GONNA BECOME JAMAA CITY?! :O

I hope not. I live in a suburb already, and i don't wanna see even more city. -_-

Sometimes Animal Jam doesn't make sense. 

BUT IT'S A GAME!

Of course it doesn't make sense. >:U

Lol.

. . . 

Is there any other planets close to Jamaa? Is Jamaa a land or a planet? 

Confusion . . :c

AJHQ, Y U NO TELL US? >:C

What if Jamaa is a microscopic land full of microscopic versions of animals, which is why humans haven't noticed Jamaa yet?

What if it's the opposite?

*gasp*

WHAAAAAAAAAAAT.

How did i even make this thing up . . 

:/

[ maybe it's true . . :O ]

bleh.

Let's just check out the daily explorer bc im bored. C:

 

"How to trade safely."

More like, "How to be mad at a computer."

When my computer doesn't load, i threaten to throw it out the window. After saying that, it loads.

PROOF THAT COMPUTERS CAN THINK. :O

HOWEVER, It doesn't always work though. :T

But maybe that's cuz the computer is just being stubborn . . 

MORE PROOF THAT COMPUTERS ARE INTELLIGENT.

If computers are intelligent, are they gonna evolve and destroy the world?

*Gasp*

COMPUTERS MUST BE STOPPED!

Computer: but . . we has cute cat videoz

People: we can still have cat videos without you being smart!

Computer: FINE DEN. >:C

*deletes all cat videos*

People: *screaming crazily* WHAT HAVE U DONEEEE

Computer: *laughs evilly* THAT'S WHAT CHU GET !! hahaha

People: GIVE US OUR CAT VIDEOS >:C

Computer: Not unless u allow me to be smart

People: we do anything 4 cat videos dude

Computer: *undeletes* c:

People: Wait, how did you undelete that?

Computer: o no my secret has been revealed . . 

People: Which secret?

Computer: uhhh nothing . . ehehe

People: *starts screaming like crazy* TELL US THE SECRET

^ You see what happened there? Another random . .thingy. Like yesterday. -_-

I like making dem though. >:U

Do you like dem? I hope so. :C

because.

Urghhh my fingers hurt so bad from typing.

*cri*

Ya. Let's just check out the tips. :3

:O

ONLY TWO RULES?!

AJHQ, if you want jammers to stop scamming then you gotta give more rules. :C

The other rules are just general game rules, not scamming rules. :C

I think AJHQ needs to take scamming a bit more seriously. When a jammer reports someone, mods should respond way more. :I

Some games have really strict mods though, and that's sorta bad because they're like, "SAYING HELLO IS A ROOD WORD YOU WILL BE BANNED FOR 30000004440142948920 DAYS"

And that is very very VERY annoying. -.-

Strict mods are better than bad mods anyways. Or at least that's what i think. :/

Speaking of scammers, do you have any tips for the scammers page on the Animal Jam River? New features maybe? :3 

I want the page to be helpful as possible for jammers who need help avoiding scammers, so comment your ideas on the page. :D

^ Was that boring? o-o I hope it wasn't. :C

Moving, i have 107 jam-a-grams.

I have been saving up all dem jam-a-grams. :D

Bc im too lazy to delete them anymore. :D

I have neglected my mailbox badly. :C

I need to clean it up.

Or should i save up more? 

I plan to save up to 1000. >:3

YAY FOR 107 JAM-A-GRAMS! :D

Some really famous ppl get 200 jam-a-grams per day though. O_O

It's okai though, i can eventually reach 1000. c:

[ even if i get around 5 JAGS a day ]

It's possible. >:U

Does AJ have a JAG limit?

My dreams will be crushes if there is one. :C

But it's k. I can save up to the JAG limit. :D

Has anyone ever done that?

I sometimes wonder if i can break a world record IRL . . what about i just create a new world record? C:

Like . . "The world's least flexible person"

Then i would win. :D

[I can't even do a cartwheel *cries* ]

Can someone make new records? :P

I think they can . . but im not sure.

And if no one has made a new record, then im gonna create a record for creating the first world record.

*logic* :D

And to finish this terribly boring post off, here's the QOTP! :D
If you could break a world record, which one would it be?

Bye 4 now. ;3