LLAMAS CONFIRMED!

Hai! ^-^

Im so sorry for not posting all those days. For some reason, we had some issues with the internet connection so i couldn't really get on. :C

However, as you can see i have my internet connection back now, so yay! :D

 . . . I have missed a lot, haven't i? :T

Well, maybe i haven't.

*logs onto AJ*

huh

Jamaa township looks sorta different . . 

Looks like it's already summer in Jamaa. ^w^

This also means there's some super important update in Jamaa that i missed. :T
Wait wut. 

*gasp*

WHAT DAY IS IT?! >:U

*checks calendar*

Oh phew.

It's Thursday, which means im just in time for the update. :3

. . . Why won't AJ load? -_-

Please don't tell me im gonna get logged ou- o

PHEW
IT LOADED :D

*Jamaa journal randomly pops up in my face*

YEEEEH ANOTHER PET!!
*sarcastic excitement*

AND IT'S IN THE DIAMOND SHOP!!! HOW LOVELY!

*explodes from sarcasm*

Does anyone actually care about new pets nowadays? :T

Im sad to say that i don't. *sigh*

AJHQ has released so much pets on top of one another that it's not exciting anymore.

Also, they're in the "DIAMOND SHOP" all the time. -_-

Eh. Im used to everything being in the diamond shop now.

Remember the good old days when the diamond shop didn't exist? :3

I WISH IT NEVER EXISTED.

No offense if you like the diamond shop though. I just personally dislike it and think that it's evil T_T

Nuuu.

Don't give me that evil face of evilness. ;-;

Diamond shop: I WILL STEAL ALL UR DIAMONDS

stahp it.

. . . Now whenever i see the diamond shop, i gonna get reminded of this edit i made and think the diamonds look like a evil face.

CAN'T UN-SEE THAT :T

Or maybe i can . . :D

*gets a random idea*

*Draws a cute face on the diamond shop*

. . . Actually, that looks more creepy. :T

Whenever i try to draw something cute, it ends up looking creepy and whenever i try to draw normal, it ends up cute. >:U

Note to self: To draw creepy stuff, just ATTEMPT to draw cute things.

XD

hehehe got off topic. :T

Anyways, let's just buy a little piglet cuz i have 55 diamonds! C:

Ooohh.

They got a new design thingy for the pets. ^-^

yhhhhhheaaaaaaa idk what to call it. xD

I would just call it a "background," but it's not just the background that changed. Soo . . . :T

I liked the old one better though. This one looks too much like the animal designer template.

PETS AND ANIMALS ARE DIFFERENT >:U

THEY HAVE A RLLY HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEM

Pets = TINY

Animals = NORMAL SIZE

Wait, that's only one difference. oh well :T

STILL DIFFERENT >:U

. . . Right?

yeah actually they're basically the same thing except that pets are TINY x3

PIGLETS ARE SO ADORABLE!!

*sees random creepy piglet*

 

WELL I SPOKE TOO SOON. :T

I bet the evil diamond shop of evilness decided to buy a piglet, and then using it's evil powers of evilness it decided to make this creepy looking piglet.

WHY T_T

stahp being so evil, diamond shop DX

OKAY, THAT'S IT

THAT'S ENOUGH PIGLETS FOR NOW :3

LET'S MOVE ON

O YES.

NEW ADVENTURE!! :3

That's way more exciting than a bunch of piglets. x3

And you know what i like about this?

The fact that it's an actual adventure. No more hunting for random stuff, you're actually defending against phantoms in this. C:

That's what i like to do in adventures. Because why where adventures created?

To defend against phantoms, AND FIGHT FOR JAMAA C:<

Well, what are we waiting for?

LET'S PLAY THIS AWESOME ADVENTURE OF AWESOMNESS :D

So apparently, the alphas have this phantom beacon that they got and stuff.

"got"

THEY STOLE IT. O.O

Didn't anyone teach the alphas that stealing is BAD? >:C

B-A-D
BAD ALPHAS!! >:U

I AM DISAPPOINTED. :C

Oh.

So THAT's why they want it. xD

I guess that's understandable. :P

oooo

Remember the phantom fortress from the last adventure? :3

THIS ADVENTURE IS A SEQUEL.

YUS

I LOVE ADVENTURES THAT ARE SEQUELS. 

I just liek stuff that are sequels. x3

Prequels?

Ehh. :T

I don't rlly like stuff that is set in the past, cuz it's in the past.

But sometimes they reveal super cool backstories and stuff soo yah. :3

AJHQ'S "Dawn of the alphas" Is sort of a prequel, but it reveals the backstory and stuff so i liek it.

Actually, most prequels reveal backstories anyway.

nvm 

I like sequels AND prequels now. C:

Anyway, let's get started on the actual adventure now. x3

Oooh.

Apparently, there's some sort of shop. :D

But you need earth crystals to buy things from there. :I

I think you find them as you play the adventure. 

Well, im pretty much almost certain . . because where else would you get them? XD

ARGH

What was that?! O_O

Oh. Nevermind. Just another one of AJHQ's weird sound effects. -.-

THAT SOUNDED LIKE A VERY LOUD FART OR SOMETHING
GEEZ

It scared meh. -_-

Thankfully, it isn't too expensive. :D

But maybe that's cuz earth crystals are worth a lot, so these are actually expensive. :c

*gasp*

I ALREADY FOUND ONE! C:

yey

I guess these are like gems that you collect in mini games. xP

Well, i don't wanna post the whole adventure today, since this isn't a special adventure guide post. I will probably be doing the adventure guide tomorrow. C:

Soo, let's check out the rest of the Jamaa Journal! :D

OMG

THIS.

THIS THING.

It is perfect. C:

It's bascially the thing i have been wanting secretly, for all those months . . 

A SECRET LAND MEANT FOR BIRDS ONLY!! :D
Let's check if the party is online now. I want to go there now. ^_^

OMG
3 mins.

THIS IS TOO EXCITING :D

 . . . And now we wait.

. . . WHY IS THIS THING TAKING SO LONG >:U

. . . Wait. This thing made me realize . . 

This party is basically for members only.

WHY :C

WHY MUST YOU DO THIS AJHQ

Nonmember flying animals pls.

. . . . ONE MINUTE LEFT.

C'MON . .  

Im getting really impatient now.

YAS C:

wow

WOW

:D
*is amazed by awesomeness*

A GIF.

Because a gif is worth a thousand pictures. C:

Sorry for the general lag of the GIF though.

SCREW SCREEN CAST O MATIC. :T
URGH

That screen recorder is so darn laggy. 

I might get bandicam. Is it less laggy? I HOPE IT IS CUZ THESE LAGGY GIFS ARE FRUSTRATING >:U 

. . . This party . . .

It isn't actually epic as i suspected. :C
I though there was gonna be lands inside the clouds and stuff . . . and rainbow slides. :D

Also, you could hop on the clouds and stuff. :D

Oh well. Maybe AJHQ will add those stuff in later? It's still a fairly new party i guess. :P

HOPEFULLY AJHQ LISTENS
Imma submit this to the purple question mark thingy. If i don't forget.

*dun dun duun*

Yah. Im probably gonna forget.

K, im just gonna submit it now cuz why not xD

Now . . . where IS that purple question mark?

Ugh you know what?! >:I

Im just gonna not do this. Im probably gonna spend decades searching for the purple question mark. 

Anyways, im really running out of time to post stuff . . so let's move on! C:

YAY LLAMAS.

So predictable though. xD

At least now we know they aren't alpacas or stuff. :T

Here's the video. lel.

The llama is rlly cute.

It's mouth looks sorta weird though. xD
Also, DAT SCREAM XD

Also, there's a new item set thingy in the furniture shop. 

Im really out of time right now, so bye! C:

I'll probably post an adventure guide tomorrow, and more things about the update the post after that! :D

UPDATE!!

Hai! ^-^

A few hours earlier, i ATTEMPTED to log onto Animal Jam.

I saw an update screen.

And i was like: o okay and went back to asking random questions on the internet. (don't ask)

Then i log back in a few hours earlier, then remember the update.

And then i realize today is Thursday.

 . . . 

UPDATE DAY!!11! YEEEEYYY :D

I feel like i have waited 3 weeks for some reason.

Maybe it's cuz the update previously was only like, 2 different pages or something. xD

Well what are we waiting for?

It's update day!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYY

LET'S LOG ONTO ANIMAL JAM :D

(yes, again because my wifi connection crashed lol)

Are internet and wifi the same thing?

^ Dumbest question ever.

OHH YEAAAAHH

Log in pages are different.

You know what this means?

IT REALLY REALLY TRULY IS UPDATE DAY!! :3

YEEEEEAAAAAYYY!! :D

And . . . what are the login pages about?

Summer carnival.

It is here C:

Eh . . Im not that excited because i have been there for about 2 times now. Dis is gunna be my 3rd time :T

UNLESS there's something new at the summer carnival! :D

Is there? :O

*quickly checks*

Nawh. Not even that lion magician that shows in the picture. :T

But AJHQ hasn't really done a drawing of a magician lion BEFORE.

. . . 

*GAAAAAAAAAASSSP*

IS THE MAGICIAN LION COMING TO THE SUMMER CARNIVAL?! :D

I rlly want 2 see some magic tricks! C:

Idk how AJHQ is gonna do it though. What? Is there gonna be a random lion doing random tricks? :P

Maybe you can go up with him and perform or something. :T

idk. blergh.

Since he's on the center of the stage, is he trapped in the box? O.o

*jumps back in fear* O.O

Wait, so there's actually someone in there  . . ?

Lion: I HAVE BEEN STUCK HERE FOR 2 YEARS IM SO CRAMPED ARGHH

2 years?! What . . HOW DID YOU EVEN SURVIVE WITHOUT FOOD AND WATER

Lion: ppl just throw their garbage in this box lol i have survived on fairy floss on 2 years.

You know, you could just take the tape off. -_-

Lion: Yeeaahh . . that's the problem.

What?

Lion: The tape is made of steel and superglue.

*attempts to open box anyway, but fails*

Darn.

Well, bye. *throws french fries into box*

Lion: OMG YUSS FINALLY SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD OF FAIRY FLOSS.

*walks away awkwardly*

*runs*

Runs to Jama township*

Right. Okai. Im meeting a lot of weird and random ppl in Jamaa lately.

First, the random wolf who pops out of walls, next, someone else that i forgot and now this random lion magician that has been stuck in a box for 2 years and has survived on nothing but fairy floss.

what the mira

:T

I just saw a random jammer say "how do you make phantom fairy floss?" So i decided that i shud post a tutorial for anyone else wondering how to. x3

1. Do the black FIRST.

2. Then white.

3. Black again.

DERE WE GO MOST SIMPLE THING IN THE UNIVERSE. :D

Wait wut.

There's a slide?

What? How? What . . what . . HOW DO I GET UP THERE.

I NEED TO GET UP THERE NOW. T_T

*tries to climb slide but fails*

But . . but . . WHY MUST TH- o nvm found the entrance. LOL.

*derpy face*

It's juuuusst riight behind the pet plushie shop thingy. ^_^

Well, it seems like AJHQ added a new thing after all. :P

But for some reason, it was more difficult to find then it should have been. :T

THIS WAS A FANTASTIC IDEA

I LOVE BOUNCY HOUSES. :3

Why does AJHQ seem so interested in bouncy houses these days? :P

Meh. Bouncy houses are epic, no matter what. ^-^

Hopefully, AJHQ won't overuse this idea, because AJHQ sometimes overuses ideas and in my opinion . . 

If you overuse an idea, it just becomes rlly rlly boring. :T

WHEW

WHY DID I POST SO MUCH STUFF ABOUT THE SUMMER CARNIVAL. O_O

Im gunna move on.

O no.

Dis page is full of boring stuff D:

blahblahblah

yes tickets we know

New best guess questions. *sarcastic yay*

eh i guess it's SORTA exciting, but not rlly. :T

blarrrrrghhhhhhh

NEEEXXXT PAAAAAGE >:U

*gasp*

A new theater?

Made specifically for the animated shorts? :O

YAAAAAY!! :3

Now i can watch them all in one go without having to search them up one by on on Youtube.

Also, jammers will FINALLY be visiting the appondale! :D

Is anyone actually there right now?

I hope so, The appondale really deserves more attention. ;-;

*goes to the appondale*

lalalala . . .

Oh.

OH.

No one is here? :C

Well, maybe there's some jammers in the theater! :D

. . . . Well . . I guess there's a few people.

But that's still something.

THERE'S ACTUALLY PEOPLE IN THE APPONDALE. :O

Mission accomplished. C:

Wait, i never had a mission like that. xD

It was more like AJHQ's mission. :T

 . . Chu know the only way to get visitors to Appondale?

MAKE THE LAND BIGGER C:

No. Srsly.

The appondale is very very VERY small. :T

Maybe that's why ppl don't go there. Idk.

It would be cool if the appondale had a giant treehouse thingy that everyone could go on. C:

 . . . Wait.

Did AJHQ make the animals go on journeys just to make these videos?

. . .

Right. I feel weird now. O_O

. . . I just realized something about this theater.

The videos actually play at the same time the other jammers are watching it.

YAY C:

NOW CHU CAN LAUGH AT THE VIDEOS WITH YOUR FRIENDS OR RANDOM PPL IN THE THEATER. :D

Wait. Is every theater the same? @_@

Im confuzzled now. xD

And speaking of leaving animals, i hope that there's none leaving in this upt- OH NOOOOOOOO

JUST . . NOOOOOO
THANKS FOR THE REMINDER, AJHQ. -_-

I don't want otters to leave. ;-;

They just came to Jamaa.

Everyone loves otters too. So why are they leaving? whyyyyyy :C

. . .

Wait.

New animal?
YUUUUUSSSS :D
. . .Secret image?

*turns page*

Nu more pages. Well, only one but it's an ad. :T

. . . 

Secret image. Hmmm . . . 

WHERE IS THIS SECRET IMAGE >:U

I MUST FIND IT

INVESTIGATOR OTTER IS HERE TO INVESTIGATE THIS CASE. C:

*randomly runs around Jamaa*

NEED TO FIND IMAGE >:U

*huff* Where . . is . . the image . . 

Im out of energy from running around randomly in Jamaa.

Im 2 lazy. ;-;

If anyone has found the picture, then email it to jellyocean1000@gmail.com for the blog posts. ^_^

I don't have enough time to find it. Blargh.

Well, if i don't get an email thingy then tomorrow i will spend one hour searching for the picture. CUZ I WANNA KNOW >:U

Hopefully it's a Grizzly bear or something. Idk. :T

Cuz we already have polar bears . . There HAS to be a grizzly bear!

(cuz grizzly bears are awesome) :3

Grizzly bears are super fierce though. o-o

Orrr, maybe . . 

An arctic fox?! :D
Arctic foxes are so adorable <3

Grizzly bears or arctic fox. Those are the two animals i rlly rlly rlly want. C:

 . . . It's probably gunna be in the diamond shop.

*SIGH*

As it always is.

*SIIIIIGH* :I

Well, anyways i have to go now unfortunately, but before that here's the QOTP! :3

What do you think the new animal is going to be?

Bye for now! Sorry if today's post wasn't as interesting :c

GECKOS!!

Hai! C:

In case some of you think i died, i didn't. XD

Yesterday i was sick, and i just wasn't feeling well enough to do a proper post. :c

Im still sick, but im feeling good enough to do a post. So yay! :D

This year im unlucky though. For 2 years, i didn't have a single and then 2015 = annoying recurring colds.

>.<

Y U DO THIS, WINTER? :C

. . . Calm down ppl, i know you can't catch a cold from the cold.

But cold viruses prefer colder tempratures, so please dress up warm 2 not get sick. C:

(just giving some tips lawl)

But it's summer where you guys are anyway.

. . . 

uhh this is awkward. XD

In summer, go swimming.

(wow such a helpful "tip")

XP

Time 2 log onto AJ. C:

*gasps loudly*

NEW LOGIC PAGES?! :O

*starts breathing rapidly*

It can only mean one thing . . 

UPDATE DAY! UPDATE DAY!!!111!!!!!one!!!!11

*dances around room crazily*

Was there an update last week? I don't think so. Wait, was last week even update week?

WHO CARES, IT'S UPDATE DAY! C:
(No idea why im so excited.)

:O

Pet geckos?

People, THE RUMORS WHERE TRUE! :D

GECK- Diamond shop?

Oh.

Okay.

Actually . . 

IT'S NOT OKAY.

 *goes to AJ headquarters*

*rages*

*explodes from rage*

Owe oops. I exploded. Im not alive anymore. :I

*gets reincarnated*

yey. :D

people: WUT DID YA GET REINCARNATED AS?!

Me: Myself. C:

people: wat that does not make sense but okay.

*remembers about pet geckos being in the diamond shop*

*Types a letter to AJHQ*

DEER AJHQ,

GECKOS ARE SPESHUL.

GECKOS ARE AWESOME.

GECKOS ARE SPESHUL TO JAMAA.

GECKOS SHUD BE RESPECTED.

I IS VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU FOR MAKING THEM IN THE DIAMOND SHOP.

Sincerely, I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED.

Okay. My crazy adventure is over now.

Point is, i think Geckos are special in Jamaa and they should not be in the diamond shop because of that. :I

The reason why i think that is because of the gecko song and the gecko jam-a-grams. :T

Geckos are also special to the Animal Jam River, cuz one is on the header. C:

(You can also see a tiny hamster on the mushroom*

When i was little, i though a mushroom was a room full of mush.

XD

*sigh* I have 63 diamonds anyway, so i guess i should buy a gecko . . 

*goes to Jamaa township*

"This room is full"

*CLICKS OKAY BUTTON CRAZILY*

*goes to the diamond shop*

*makes gecko*

Meet Burpygecko. He is a gecko, and he burps a lot. 

:3

Well abandoning the subject of geckos, let's move on already. OKAI? :T

move on ppl 

Spring bunnies! Cool!

One problem . . 

I ALREADY HAVE MEMBERSHIP. :I

And my parents won't let me get more. ;-;

What is a spring bunny anyway?

Is it a bunny with flower patterns and flowers under it's feet?

What's the point of this?

Looking pretty?

AJHQ, you need to tell us moar. >:U

 I need 2 know.

*That awkward moment when you find out this is an advertisement.*

Lol wat.

I don't have anything else to say about this spring bunny, CUZ I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IT ABOUT. :T

oooohh cool, cruise ship parties!

I once saw a floating resturant or something idk.

(it was also on a ship XD)

The cruise ship party is more like a beach party . . but it's not a beach party, or a pool party, IT'S A CRUISE SHIP PARTY! :D 

*so unique*

lol idk if that was sarcastic or not.

*that awkward moment*

Wait, smoothies? I thought they where fruit juices . . 

Well i guess you learn something new everyday. C:

Polar bears are traveling.

SRSLY AJHQ?!

Polar bears have just COME to Jamaa, and they're already leaving. :I

I bet it's cuz no one uses polar bears so the polar bears got upset.

^ That's highly unlikely though XD

Or maybe it's highly likely. O_O

It's autumn where i am so winter is already coming. :D

Polar bears shud return to Jamaa then. XP

Also, snow leopards just left. :C

*sighs*

WHY IS DERE SO MANY ANIMALS LEAVING?

Is AJHQ stealing the animals? O_O

(and another highly unlikely thought)

*gonna have to skip a page cuz i don't have much time*

And finally, the last page!

Hmm . . that looks a lot like . . 

THE OLD CRYSTAL SANDS?! :O

But not quite . . 

Maybe it's a new land? Another beach? :3

Idk but this is so awesome! :D

*so excited yay*

Just 4 fun, here's some more loading pages. lol.

Yeaah i love these login pages. :D

Lastly, here's the QOTP!

What do you think about the new "coming soon" thing?

Srry for the rushed ending, but i don't have any more time left now. D:

Bye!

Best guess game + THE AWESOME UPDATE!

HAI! :D

Is today an update? It's Thursday, right? So that means it's an update? :D

(Hopefully?)

*Logs onto AJ*

Please be an update, please be an update, pl-

YESSSSSS

Im really excited for this update, aren't i? :P

Because AJ has been SO BORING the past week! -_-

*THROWS CONFETTI IN CELEBRATION OF THE UPDATE*

. . . No one cares about lions. No one is using them in Jamaa. :c

ugh my eye is twitching randomly for no reason and it's annoying me out. :I

Im just gonna turn into a lion to remind ppl that LIONS R HERE!! HELLOOOOO?!

I even said "Lions r back!" But no one cared. :c

Poor lonely lions. :C
Well im still gonna celebrate so here's a PHOTOSHOPPED picture of a black lion. :D

REMEMBER DAT IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED EVEN THOUGH IT LOOKS AWESOME

If only black lions DID exist. :c

But WHITE lions exist though! :D

 

So yay for majestic lions. owo

Well let's move onto page 2! c:

At first, you're like: AWESOME! Now jammers won't get scammed as much!

But NOPE.

A jammer traded me a rare item and NOTHING happened. :I

The jammer is covered up due to privacy reasons. 

However, it's just like the normal trade.

DID AJHQ LIE RO US?! >:U

OMG LIARSSS

Actually, no. It's probably just a glitch. 

AJHQ would never lie to us, right? :3

Riiight? o-o

Whateves. Probably a glitch, :I

So now im happy again cuz jammers can get scammed less! :D

And speaking of scamming . . 

I have sorta abandoned the "Watching out for scams" page. :I

It's nearly ready, but i just haven't been able to finish it due to school and sleep deprivation. There is a chance it might be coming THIS weekend though! :D

Let's just move onto the third page. :3

YAY!!

A new game. :D

I love it when there's new games.

*Throws more confetti*

:D

*gasp* It's in three mins! :O

*waits in excitement*

Hurry up . . 

plz hurry up >:c

2 mins!

HURRY UP >:C

.

.

.

YESS IT'S HERE! :D

Oooh! I love games like this. :D

^ (Why does that sound sarcastic? No, seriously.)

*Clicks ok*

*weird cheering sound*

AAUUGH WHAT THE-

Oh phew. Just weird sound effects. :I

Is it just me or do the graphics look better in this game? :3

They look more 3D, like Play Wild.

I hope all of the graphics look like that in the future, because it's just awesome. :D

However, you know the confetti sound effects when you get an answer correct?

Well the high pitch end sound just HURTS MY BRAIN D:

I can feel the neurons dying every time i listen to that.

Many ppl seem to agree in the game. :I

AJHQ needs to stop or we will all end up dumb because of the really unpleasant sound effects which destroy your neurons.

Or where they brain cells? Idk anymore.

But so far . . .

BEST GAME EVERR

Super awesome game best rlly good amaze wow im going crazy

Im wasting time by playing this. :I

I need to check out the rest of the update. XP

yay minibooks whateves let's just check out the Chamber Of Knowledge. :D

There's no lion minibook?

DID AJHQ LIE TO US?! >:U

*starts searching in every minibook*

IT HAS TO BE-

Ohhhhh.

So THAT's where it was! XD

It's where the panda minibook is. So go and check it out. :I

Im not that excited for minibooks anymore. I might read it tomorrow. idk.

yay april fools part i don't feel like typing anymore. 

I spent way too much time on the game. XD

Well bye for now! c:

What do you think of the update? I give it a 8/10! :D