Random stuff and new item

Hai guys! :D

Guess what?

TODAY IS EARTH DA- 22th?

Owe.

I thought it was today.

Okay.

//sobs ;-;

I thought 2nd of April was april fools and now this with Earth day.

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO MEH? DX

Am i cursed? o-o

I wanted to celebrate Earth day 2 help the earth and stuffz.

Wait, Earth is not impressed.

:C

I agree. Why not Earth YEAR? Why isn't everyday earth day? D:

Im not saying live without the internet, but just use it 1 hour a day or something, same with other stuffz. Then everyone would b happy. :3

And yes, i drew that. Im so talented, aren't i? :D

*Sarcasm*

Hehehe yeah. I pretty much suck at drawing. :T
(that derpy sun in the background though)

Well anyways, i sorta changed the header.

I added . . 

Two bunnies

A pet fox playing with a pet bunny

A helicopter bunny

And a different Gecko. (Burpygecko, if you remember. XP)

Burpygecko is our new blog mascot now.

Say hai to Burpygecko. :D

(If you want to say hi, look at the blog header.)

(If you don't know what a blog header is, it's the big picture on the top of the blog that says "Animal Jam River")

But anyways, let's log onto AJ! :3

*logging on*

*Five mins later*

Wat,

I got this random message thingy. XP
Put on ur silliest hat and go 2 club geoz.

Well okai. 

. .  

uhh guys i don't think i have a silly hat. O_O

Ahh nevermind. I found my frying pan hat. X3

LET'S GO 2 CLUB GEOZ NOW :D
What.

People are actually there. O_O

 

IT'S A MIRACLE!!

People never go to club geoz.

Poor club geoz. All lonely and abandoned. :C
I look so creepy in this picture. Like im about to murder someone.

hurhurhur >:D

I will whack yer head with a frying pan.

Not really. XP

UNLESS YOU TRY TO TAKE AWAY MY MUFFIN.

NO ONE TAKES AWAY MY MUFFIN. >:U

'kay??

I have this new obsession with muffins. C:

They're better than cupcakes.

*people start attacking me screaming "CUPCAKES ARE BETTER"*

*Pretends to agree*

*Whispers* "Muffins 4 life . . heheheh . . "

Sorry guys. This post started off more random than usual. XD

Well to get on-track again, let's check out the new item! Yaay! :P

Oooohh bean bag toss. I love bean bags. They're very squishy. x3

Why is the picture on the wooden board a tree? If you threw a beanbag up a tree IRL it would get stuck. XP

Well it MIGHT get stuck . . it's small so it probably won't. But throwing a beanbag up a tree is a bad idea, because then it would get disgusting tree stuff on it. Not sure that that stuff is. o-o

I think trees are disgusting but also beautiful and majestic. x3

Trees THEMSELVES are beautiful and majestic, but it's just the fact that they're covered in bird poop and millions of bugs make their homes in trees. so umm yeahh.

 Just cuz they can't talk or see doesn't mean they have no feelings :C

 I just like trees. :3

But i don't hug them. Because of the bird poop and the creepy crawlies .  . XD

Also some trees have rough barks when scratch your skin. >_<

Also i just don't like hugging trees, soo yah . . 

Ummm . . liek, why am i talking about trees? o-o

I should be talking about beanbags . . 

. . 

They're squishy?

I also like beanbags. But the ones at my school are dirty. :T

Whenever i play with beanbags, i just throw them up and then catch them. It's strangely entertaining. X3

I thought beanbag toss was when there are two hoops and two groups and each group steals from each other. The one who gets the most beanbags wins.

Idk. That's what we call it. :P

The beanbag toss we play is super fun. :D
(Way more fun than just throwing it up and catching them, although that's also fun.)

Well anyways, here's the DE post! :3

Another new crew post. ^-^

 

Fairy Sunnybuddy here! I want to tell you ALL about Deep Blue! So keep on reading!
Deep Blue is a really cool place to swim and dive with yours buddies or with other jammers! One of my friend says Deep Blue is the best place to play HIDE AND SEEK with your friends! Its absolutely true! Here is a helpful hint, the large stones can help you to hide behind them!
When you finish playing hide and seek! That brings me to my other friends point! She says the Deep Blue water is so thriling! It can be also fun, too! You can swin and dive with your friends all day in Deep Blue just thrilling to be in? It’s also fun too!
When you finish diving and swimming in the water, you can stop by Marine Marvels from where you can get a really cool statues for yours den and you can also get a really cool underwater dens from Den Shop! You can also play Phantoms treasure game to relax yourself! The deep blue also has some mysterious music! Party in the Deep Blue! WOOHOO!
So did my friends and I persuade you to go to Deep Blue? Well we hope we did. Deep Blue is an amazing place! Dont forget to complete urs Deep Blue Journey Book to get yours AMAZING prize! Remember, STAY SAFE AND JAM ON IN JAMAA! Fairy Sunnybuddy, OUT

That's a pretty good article, although there was one tpyo.

But i shouldn't point that out cuz i make typos all the time. XP

Like the sentence above. lel.

Im 2 lazy to change it . . 

Playing hide and seek is fun when you're in Deep Blue. :D

Unfortunately, i am out of time for today, but before going, i would like to say the answer  to yesterday's true or false question . . 

TRUE!

It's pretty crazy, i know. X3

And lastly, today's QOTP . . 

Which one is better, Muffins or cupcakes?

Yet another food poll thingy. XP

We already have dat epic battle going on with waffles and pancakes. lel.

Pancakes seemed to be winning last time i checked. idk. o-o

Pancakes and waffles are both awesome. :D

I like eating waffles for lunchtime though, and pancakes for breakfast! :3

Well anyway, bye for now! Sorry if today's post was too random for you . . i was feeling random today. :T

Not posting. Also, april fools.

Hello jammers!

Today is April fools! :3

Im extremely busy today . . i feel ashamed for not posting on April Fools, but the teacher just gave us a ton of homework on the last week of school . . ugh.

It's due on Thursday . . so sorry im not posting these days! D:

Bye for now!

Also . . 

HAHAHHAHAHAhahahahAHshahdja

I doubt i tricked anyone. :/

Or did i? >;3

I suck at pranking people. :I

[it says april fools ok]

APRIL FOOLS AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHha

fhelfsf

Wut.

Okay, don't blame me if you didn't fall for it. -_-

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh, wait.

APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHAHahahaha

I actually am not posting today. 

Yuppp . . 

BOOOOOOOM.

But yeah . . im so sorry. ;-;

But at least i did an april fools . . right? :3

NOPEE.

Did you fall for it this time?

DID YOU? >:3

MUAHAHAHAHHAHA :D

I should stop.

Im being really annoying. ;-;

But i really am posting today. 

Soo let's check out the new item! :D

Oh look, it's the three invisible items! :T

We have to buy them to find out what they are.

Unfortunately, buying them all costs 1500 GEMS. O_O

Meh. Let's just buy them anyway and become poor! :D

Cuz LOGIC

*derpy face*

*sudden dramatic music that makes you jump*

DUN DUN DUUUUUN

NOOOO!

Why . .

Why did i use them up so quickly?

I REGRET EVERYTHING!! :C

Meh whateves.

Let's check these items out, yaaa >:3

First up is the ZANY item. :P

*wonky music playing in the background*

What does zany mean?

Zany is an ugly word.

Don't ask. :P

I find some words unpleasant - sounding.

Pff yaahh who even listens to warning signs these days? >:3

EVERYONE!

But we r different. We don't listen to warning signs.

*omg we are so speshul*

WHOA.

My grammar and spelling are just suddenly nonexistent. 

I am hyper today. I ate too much junk food and then accidentally came across a video showing you what happens during a heart attack, and due to my curiosity i watched it.

 My eyes started tearing up for some reason.

. . . 

I closed the video then.

Because . .

1. That was TERRIFYING

2. Why on earth did my eyes tear up?

3. Why did i even watch that?

4. Im gonna have nightmares 4 life

^ Yeh. Pretty much sums it up. :I

Plz don't watch the video, it's scarier than a horror movie. o-o

Actually i never really watched a horror movie.

. . . 

Im not a scared-y cat. >:C

[Maybe i am . .in some situations. heh. ehehe.]

But im not scared of spiders

BEAT THAT! >:D

[ Except for funnelwebs and stuff. They are POISON! Or venomous . . idk.]

But hey, what about we just press that red button even though it says "WARNING!" very clearly! That sounds like a great idea! :D

You see what happens if you disobey rules?

YOU DISCOVER COOL STUFF. >:3

This rocket thingy looks like a weirdly shaped mushroom.

The hull is the cap, and the green long thing is th-

OH.

O_O

I was actually expecting that, but who ISN'T surprised when the rocket suddenly starts shooting fire out of it's bottom?! >:U

I somehow feel like that sentence sounds wrong . .?

ugh.

At least eternal's beautiful face didn't get burnt. :3

Plus, he wears a mask anyway. Just to look creepy. C:

I nearly forgot about the second item. XD

It's called the silly item.

And it;s just a WARNI-

*screams*

*runs*

THE ALIENS ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER JAMAA!

*runs 4 life*

Pheww i should be safe here . . 

But that makes me wonder if aliens came to earth IRL, would they come in peace or try and take over earth? O_O

Im probably guessing the last one.

Or they come in peace at first, but then they become greedy and want to own the planet.

*people look at me weirdly*

What? Bad luck happens. :C

Do you think aliens have visited the earth in the . . PAST? *dun dun duuun*

And we never knew cuz they did it in secret?

*DUN DUN DUUUN*

Do aliens even exist?

Or are we alone? :C

What if aliens took over Jamaa instead?
What if the animals thought humans where aliens cuz we have no fur and stuff?

But elephants have no fur either.

Why am i talking about aliens?

IDK. :D

fhajkfhas Let's check out the third item. XP

Another warning thingy.

But we never obey the rules, don't we?

*Presses button*

I bet it's not gonna even be-

*screams*

Ouch.

Better take you to the medical center. :I

OH WAIT.

THERE'S NO DOCTORS IN THE MEDICAL CENTER.

WHAT KIND OF MEDICAL CENTER HAS NO DOCTORS?!

It's not even a medical center. It's just some random abandoned house. :/

o

That's probably correct. XP

THEN WHY DO WE HAVE A MEDICAL CENTER, HMM?

Ok. fine. whatever.

 *checks eternal*

His belly is crushed. o-o

OH OF COURSE, WE DON'T HAVE BELLY BANDAGES EITHER.

srry u have to die.

OK.

*IS REALLY MAD*

Im gonna switch animals. 

-_-

omg can u believe this guy?

Im still switching animals.

*switches animals*

Because, NOPE.

Wow. What have i done?

Why did i make this post long?

And i have tons of other stuff to post about as well. ;-;

i is so sorry :c

Since we have done all three items, let's check out the DE for stuff. :3

Hmm, more jammer art. :D

 

Phantoms and easter eggs are an interesting concept . . 

Speaking of easter . . 

CHOCOLATE EGGS!

CHOCOLATE BUNNIES!

YUSSS

:D

I love chocolate.

If you eat dark chocolate (which is disgusting) it can be healthy for you somehow.

So cocoa is healthy but the sugar in milk chocolate make it unhealthy.

Interesting. :3

Or maybe it isn't that interesting. I dunno.

This is random but i saw one of those mate-beggar people on AJ.

Woooow i thought those where like, extinct or something.

You should not date on AJ, because AJ is not for dating. >:U

I need to finish up this post somehow. You're probably getting super bored. T_T

But no one is ever bored of cute little animal GIFs! :D

 

 

 

Yay! :3

I hope that cheered chu up if you where having a bad day. :P

But anyways, time for the QOTP!

Did you ever get a piece of artwork, a howl, a news crew arcticle or anything else featured on AJ?

Bye for now! :3

o no

Hey guys!

I can't find the new item. And i only have like 3 mins until i go to bed, so i can't write a proper post either. :c

Umm now i have like 2 mins left soo . . 

I guess i just came to tell you that i won't me posting today. :I

I will be posting tomorrow though. c:

Sorry about that. And now i have 1 min left so . . Bye!

 

North pole POLE

Hey guys! :D

Since December 25th is coming up, i decided to change the design a little which includes Christmas colors! ^-^

Or Jamaalidays if you prefer. :P

The colors aren't fully done yet though.

Anyway, it's time for the RARE ITE- i meeaaan, you have to do the Jamaaliday gift first! xD

*drumroll*

*tshhh*

THE NORTH POLE!! WE GET THE NORTH POLE FOR FREE!!

Wait . . 

I see what you did there AJHQ. :P

And now that i see it, i can see that this is simply a pole with "North Pole" writing on it which gives permission for AJHQ to name it "North Pole."

I thought we would get the NORTH POLE North Pole. :I

 

Imagine if they made a den called "North pole" hehehe

I need to stop saying "North Pole."

I should call it . . the ARCTIC. It sounds way cooler.

puuuuuuuuuuuunnn

I seem sort of random today.

The title is NOT a typo.

Anyways, back to the RIM now! :D

Phantom Update

Hello jammers! :3

Welcome to another post. ^-^

I forgot today was update day. No idea why.

That's spooky :O

I guess this is the TBA adventure glitch. ^-^

It's a fun adventure. The most fun i ever seen in ages. :D

It's like the Forgotten Desert, but it seems to be less frustrating. For me at least. :P

An interesting thing is that the map takes the shape of a phantom after a while. o-o

Cool and strange at the same time. :3

If you want to see more about the adventure, scroll down to the end of the post. ^-^

Moving on . . 

Pandas are FINALLY back! :D

YESH!! IT HAS BEEN SO LONG!
But the sad thing is . . i don't see anyone being a panda in Jamaa. ;-;

Oh well. I might make a graphic out of that panda soon. :3

And of course, the night of the phantoms obviously. x3

 Im excited for the new items. :D

Speaking of costume contests . . we have reached 100 followers! Well, 101. Anyway, in honor of this i will be holding a fashion contest! :)

Anyone can enter the contest - no email required!

Click here for more info!

Anywho, more phantom stuff . . 

 I really like the Haunted Forest Party. c:

It's cool how you can become a ghost. ^-^

Moving on, the Ocean Alphas are FINALLY here! :D

It's located next to the underwater den shop. ^o^

There's Tavie the dolphin, Calypso the Turtle, Victor the Octopus, and Drake the Shark. :3

Moving on, there's some sad news. ;-; 

Thatisjustnotfair.

Pandas JUST left! And new another fabolous animal becoming endangered. ;-;

WHYYY DX

At least the update has good things in it. And an adventure for ALL jammers. :D
Speaking of Bitter Sweets, here's a few sneak-peaks! :3

It starts off with you stalking to this "mysterious" animal.

Prototype phantoms are mini-phantoms, which means that normal sized phantoms are HUGE compared to pets. O-O

 Also, there seems to be a mire statue in the Graveyard . . 

There's many scattered around.

Also, there are these "things" like in the Eagle Adventure.

Pretty nice adventure in general. :D

Scratch that, IT IS AWESOME!

But when i investigated after finishing the adventure, i saw THIS. o_o

 First prototype phantoms, then creepy phantom hybrids? o-o

What next? Are these hybrids gonna take over Jamaa? 

Im worried now. DX

Anywho, i know this is random and all - of - a - sudden, but i got my first pet today! :D

I have pet & fed animals, but i never really had a pet. He's a red veiltail Betta in case you're wondering. :3

As a name, im thinking about Coral but it sounds too girlish for a male . . so any suggestions? ^-^

Bye for now jammers! c: