Circus ball & stand + fossils

*EDIT*
Dammit. I forgot that circuses where sort of animal abuse. Well, AJHQ will probably release a circus where there's magicians and stuff instead of animals in cages :T
I sort of feel like an idiot now.
end of edit lol

Hello c:

Well, i left my pineapple hat on my bunny.

Remember when i put on the pineapple hat yesterday . . .? :P

I am now officially a pineapple.

lalalalala

*pineapple hat falls off*

NUUUUUU :C

I am now officially NOT a pineapple. *sigh*

O.

I randomly got logged out >:I

ugh

Why is the internet connection so bad these days? DX

I mean, the weathers okay . . .

WHAT IS THE REASON >:U
Maybe creepy stalker liza is blocking the wifi signal.

Creepy Stalker Liza: Uhm . . . it isn't me >:U

Yes it is.

Creepy Stalker Liza: *hides plugged-out cable behind back* NO IT ISN'T!!*cries*

GIVE ME THE CABLE.

Creepy Stalker Liza: Omg u saw the cable?! IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LI-

*grabs cable*

*plugs it back in*

*puts a liza-proof box around the plug*

HAH C:<

Creepy Stalker Liza: ehhh fine whatever. Im leaving anyways :T

Anyways, TIME TO LOG BACK IN C:
*reload*

whoa what.

Why is the homepage all weird? O_O

I mean, the text is all weird and u- o nvm.

Wait, WHAT

The text was weird at first then it switched back to normal.

wat the mira AJ

Why are you glitchy >:U

Well, im guessing it's something with the coding. Idk.

This may have been the original text or something, then AJHQ changed it to the text it is today, but then cuz the homepage got all glitchy, the old text showed. :T

How was the homepage before i joined AJ? o3o

I remember the 2012 homepage. I liked that homepage :C

WHY DID IT HAVE TO LEAVE ;_;

 

2012 login page. I miss it :C

Omg this looks so beta right now XD

AJHQ's art style has changed. I like both of the styles o3o

However, the older one looks cuter to me. Idk. :T

The new art style however, is very bright and happy o3o

Weeelll anywaaayysss, since i have logged back on AJ let's search for the new item! :3

Let's see if AJHQ listened to my idea about coconut and watermelon hats . . 

*checks summer carnival*

. . . . NOPE.

No coconut or watermelon hats :C

Where is the new item though? o-o

o

Probably in the den item shop in the summer carnival. C:

Sooo . . . 

It's a circus ball and stand!

okai.

Why is AJHQ releasing a bunch of circus stuff lately? O_O

Could it mean that . . . THERE WILL BE CIRCUS IN THE SUMMER CARNIVAL SOON?! :O
*gasp*

*dun dun DUUUN*

I hope so. That would be amazingly, epicly awesome! :D

"epicly"

*sigh* I keep making stupid grammar mistakes :T

This would be cool if it had a seal on it and when you clicked on it, it balanced the ball on it's nose. That would be sorta awkward though. o3o

Is this item animation?
*clicks item*

nope. :C

BUT HOW AM I MEANT TO DO AN AWESOME BALANCING TRICK THEN?! DX

It's too tall for me.

WAAY TOO TALL.

And huge.

It's rlly rlly huge for some reason. :T

Also, unlike IRL seals AJ seals have really short necks so how am i supposed to grab the ball? DX

Also, the ball is too big.

AJ seals are also very tiny compared to IRL seals.

Everything is inaccurate with AJ seals. xD

Ohh well. :T

 

. . . Wait.

Pretty much every seal on AJ can do that.

WELL, THIS IS AWKWARD :T

Okay, this stand thingy is pointless.

*destroys with a hammer*

*recycles*

Im keeping the ball tho. >:U

The guy who is in charge of the recycling: You can't do that.

huh

WHAT DO U MEAN

The guy who is in charge of the recycling: You gotta recycle the whole thing.

WHAT

The guy who is in charge of the recycling: Rules are rules, sorry lol

UGH FINE

*pokes ball with needle*

*ball explodes*

THERE :T

I wanted to keep the ball :C

*cri*

Now i have nothing to play with :C

Well, i guess i can buy a beach ball or something. :T

Where are beach balls sold again tho? o-o

XD

Anyways, today, there's another amazingly epic post from the AJ academy! :3

 

Hey Jammers! This June we are stoked to be learning all about dinosaurs and fossils – we’ll have lots of cool crafts and experiments every Saturday.
 

Dinosaurs lived between 230 and 65 million years ago. Most of what we know about dinosaurs comes from their fossils! Fossils are the remains of a once living animal or plant. These fossils are formed over millions of years – layers of sand and silt bury the remains and these layers harden into rock. Bones of a dinosaur become fossilized as minerals from the ground replace materials in the bone. Over time, the Earth’s crust may move, bringing these fossils up towards the surface where they wait to be discovered.

    

Paleontologists, scientists who study these fossils, may be interested in dinosaurs or other creatures that once lived on Earth. Fossils can include bones, plants and even trace fossils like tracks or coprolites (the scientific word for fossil poop!)

Try making your own trace fossil by clicking the link below!

    

SALT DOUGH FOSSILS

AJHQ would love to see the SALT DOUGH FOSSIL that you create! Scan a photo and upload it to JAMMER CENTRAL located in JAMAA TOWNSHIP! Please title your submission AJ ACADEMY! To learn how CLICK HERE!!!

Hmm, is it just me or are AJHQ's posts starting to get longer?

I liek these long posts o3o

But anyways, it's really weird and gross that poop can become fossilized. Urgh. :T

*shudders*

Fossils are pretty cool though, cuz without them we wouldn't know that dinosaurs existed x3

Anyways, the "make your own fossil" thingy sounds cool. :3

Im gunna check it out :P

 

So . . 

You're basically making fossil cookies? o-o

COOKIES FOR EVERYONE 

YAAAY XD

HAI GUYS I COOKED SOME FRESH COOKIES ANYONE WANT SOME

I doubt they would be very yummy though. It's just basically flour with salt and water. Yuck :T

I think it tastes sort of like damper, but very very salty. 

eh.

I guess it's edible though.

EDIBLE FOSSILS

HOW AWESOME IS THAT
YAAAY o3o

Has anyone tasted salt dough?

I haven't. :T

I never rlly heard of it either. idk.

Why is there so much stuff that i never heard of? O_O

O, speaking of damper we ate some at camping. idk.

We cooked them over a fire. Mine ended up being half-raw :T

I SUCK AT COOKING STUFF OVER A FIRE DX

Im sure damper would have been pretty yummy though, IF I MANAGED TO COOK IT PROPERLY >:C

I wonder if, by the time it's cooked, the dough will be rock hard and not soft enough to eat. idk. :T

I NEVER TRIED THIS EXPERIMENT xP

Whoa.

A few seconds ago or something i was scrolling through old DE posts and i found this. :O

It's a . . 

NEW COMIC?!

*dun dun duun*

Okay everyone probably knows about this but i like posting new comics soo XD

 

CLICK TO ENLARGE C:

This comic looks pretty cool. I mean, the speech bubbles are nice. It doesn't look like the characters are really angry/screaming their heads off XD

 . . . What?

The other font was in capital letters and REALLY HUGE so it looking like the characters where shouting or something. Idk. :T

Sooo, in the post, AJHQ mentions that the comic will "take you back a million years"

Does it mean that the fossil is secretly a time travel machine? Or maybe they find a time travel machine while digging for more fossils?

I really hope it's got something to do with time travel, cuz that would be AMAZING C:

Then they could meet all sorts of dinosaurs and stuff. But then they have to try and escape cuz there are dinosaurs stomping around everywhere and they might get squished. o-o

I reeally do hope it's got something to do with time travelling though. xP

Also, the difference between bones and fossil is that bones are bones, while fossils are fossils.

LOL

SUCH AN AMAZING EXPLANATION XD

AJHQ already explained dat in the previous DE post i posted about. :T

Before i go, here's the question of the post!

What's your favorite cookie?

oreos

and chocolate chip

o3o

Anyways, unfortunately, i am out of time to post today. DX

Sorry if this post wasn't that interesting. :c 

Bye for now!

Im back from camping :D (THIS IS NOT A FULL POST)

HAI! :D
Im back. YEEEY :3

Yesterday i fell asleep before i even had the chance to post. blergh :T

Well, i had tons of fun at camp C:

Also, don't worry about authors, i will be doing author tryouts very soon! ^_^

Our cabins where in a farm, which is rlly awesome because we got to pet the horses. :3

Well, not everyone got to pet them, cuz no one really told us about the horses . . well most of us discovered them ourselves but some ppl didn't see the horses. :T

One was called Ginger, who was . . . GINGER COLORED. *dun dun duun*

He was friendly, but he liked to try to eat people o3o

And the other one was called Donk, i have NO idea why he was called that. His fur color was black btw, he was sorta shy at first but he didn't try to eat people. xD

They might not be their official names, but idk :T

Also, there was two dogs. One was called Jess, she was rlly rlly cute and well trained C:

I saw her in the morning and she started sniffing and licking me. xD Also, there was another called Alfie, he was super hyper. o-o Jess and Alfie where friends or something btw o3o

O MAI GAWD im so srry i wrote a bunch of stuff about camp. o_o

I didn't mean to do that. It just suddenly . . happened. o-o

Well, enough of me blabbing about camp xD

Time 4 the new item. C:

Im gonna be a bit confuzzled at this, cuz i have basically no idea what they are XD

o-o

Well, there's a bunch of elegant stuff in epic wonders. xP

Ooh 

Nice c:

I <3 elegant and fancy things.

I would prefer it if AJHQ called this series "fancy" instead of elegant, but elegant is an elegant word, while fancy is a fancy word, but aren't fancy and elegant the same thing? sooo um am i making sense . . XD

I fancy the word "fancy"

C:

I am confusing you now, aren't i?
muaahahahah >:D

uhhmm . .  

Fancy also means "like," doesn't it? o-o

idk.

Is it just me or is the table glowing? o.o

It probably is glowing.

Does glowing look elegant?
I think it does .  .

The candles are the most fanciest, and most elegant though. x3

*counts items*

So basically, these things are the only things AJHQ has been releasing for the past 4 days? o-o

Well, i was expecting new items to be all over the place, but okai. xD

I guess i wont get all confuzzled about where all the new items are lol :P

Im gunna buy the candle cuz it's the fanciest. :3

*recycles summer carnival lights* :C

I need moar den slots >:U 

ooh

This thing is more fancy then the carnival lights. ^-^

It would be great if AJHQ made a fancy chandelier. But aren't chandeliers fancy anyway? :P

 

OMG IT'S SO FANCY AND GOLDEN

IM DYING CUZ OF THE FANCYNESS
FANCY OVERLOAD

fjahfjskfhjskhjdhk

ok im ok

yas.

. . . 

fancy chandeliersss

huehe

idk anymore :T

Well, uhm as the title says, this isn't a full post cuz right now i don't have time to do one. :I

The REAL, actual post will be coming in when AJHQ puts the new item in stores.

Bye! :D

Mechanical Fountain + Transformation

Hai! C:
How are you today? ^-^

Good, hopefully! :D

If you're feeling bad, today has some adorable animal GIFs to make you feel better. C:

Gifs?
Yup. Im gunna be doing a gifs again cuz i found a website which has new GIFs! :D

Today, i just decided to go to Jamaa township and trade.

That's right.

TRADE.

U PPL SHOULD BE AMAZED RIGHT NOW >:U

Cuz i have not traded for 3 MONTHS. O_O

Idk why i haven't for so long. :T
maybe it's cuz no one cares about worn blankets and arctic hoods

lol

Also gud news.

Im probably gonna be doing author tryouts. :3

idk when though

MUAHAHAHA >:D

Let's go 2 Jam-Mart clothing furniture to check out da new item and stuff :T

Like the first item, at first glance it looks like a drowning dragon.

Actually, the first one doesn't look like a drowning dragon. XD

Point is, it looks totally un-epic and boring. :T

Then you click it.

And . . 

BOOOM.

EPIC TRANSFORMATION. :D
Hey, that actually fits the mechanical theme. Cuz mechanical things transform and stuff . . ? idk XD
It still looks like a drowning dragon, but this time it's head is held higher in the water, and it's vomiting out all the water it swallowed.

SWIM TO THE SHORE, DRAGON! YOU CAN MAKE IT. D:
Oh wait.

There's no shore, cuz you're stuck into a fountain.

 . . . 

*awkward silence*

But that means you'll also never drown since you're stuck. C:

yeeeyy

Is that a bad thing or a gud thing? XP

. . . Hey.

I just had a brilliant idea.

*light bulb hovers above head*

*light bulb falls and smashes into head*

OW.

*rubbing head* So anyways, since the past 3 items or something have been transformable, maybe ALL the mechanical items are like that? :D

*clicks ALL the mechanical items*

OMG

IT'S TRUE! :O

They all DO transform! 

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF DIS EARLIER >:I
ugh

i is so dumb :c

*derpy face*

LELELLELELELLELELELLELE

C:<

HUEHUEHUE

>:D
wut.

. . . 

Um. XD

^ idk wat happened, okai? XP

AJHQ has been releasing so much mechanical stuff lately. O_O

Whenever i upload a picture of the new item, this thing happens. :T

 

Yeeeaaah. :T

Everything starts with mechanical. lol.

I rarely clean my desktop, just in case i need anything in there. XD

(and that makes it worse) :T

Cuz that happened to me once. I cleaned my desktop, and the next few hours, im looking for something.

Then i remember: OH YEAH I DELETED IT.

So i check the garbage bin.

And i realize i also cleaned the garbage bin.

So then i thought: THIS IS JUST PERFECT. 

(btw that was sarcastic) 

XD

Just letting you know,my den is unlocked :3

I switched back to the sky kingdom though.

Cuz the beach one wasn't really my favorite. :T

OMG GUYS HUSKIES ARE HILARIOUS XD

 

 

Srry felt like posting some husky pictures cuz huskies are awesome. :D
Well anyways, let's check out the DE post! :3

Wait wut.

There was ANOTHER jammer snaps contest?! O_O
Well, i had no idea. Like i do all the time. x3

 

Okai, so basically AJHQ sent a message and then random Jammers went to bahari bay and screenshotted stuff, and then sent it to AJ? :T

No wonder i had no idea.

CUZ I DIDN'T RECEIVE THE MESSAGE. XD

"screenshotted?"
wow dat grammar

XD

I SOMTIMES LIEK TO USE BAD GRAMMAR JUST CUZ LELELLEE

*evil laugh* >:D

So anyways, chu know about the new bowling game? :3

Well, i thought i would post a few screenshots of it and stuff, since i didn't post about it on the update. x3

So basically, the ball randomly moves left and right. To shoot, you must click and and this arrow-aiming thingy pops up.

yey

The ball moves fast though.

It's a very random and magical ball. C:

*roll roll roll*

*magical sound effect*

I TOLD CHU THAT BALL WAS MAGIC :D
lolwut.

And now . . 

For the part chu have all been waiting for . . 

GIF TIME! :D yeeeyyy

omg the website won't load.

UGHHHHH

There we go. It loaded. :3

 

 

 

 

 

 

btw that's a quoll.

:3

Well anyways, i have to go now but before that, it's the QOTP of course. c:

Do you play any other games similar to Animal Jam?

I used to play Transformice but then i sorta quit. :T
Bye for now! :3

Mechanical wall crest + other stuff

Hai! C:

When i was logging onto AJ today, i thought to myself:

OMG WAT IF TODAY IS UPDATE DAY EVEN THO IT'S TUESDAY?!

Just cuz i wanted an update. xD

The last two updates have been sort of . .well, boring. :T

Remember the time when AJHQ did an update on Wednesday though? :D

Well anyways, time to log onto AJ again cuz i got logged out. :I
(Y DOES AJ KEEP DOING THIS TO MEH?!) DX

(does the daily spin thingy)

omg

OMG

DAT MOMENT WHEN YOU'RE SO CLOSE TO GETTING A DIAMOND/SPECIAL THINGY. ;_;

Just one step away, and yet . . 

*cri*

I feel like AJ hates meh. ;-;

Cuz i keep getting logged out. And now this thing. :T

(basically why i will never get diamonds from the daily spin) XD

Weeellll, we shud check out the new item now. x3

Hopefully it's something that's actually new, and not these mechanical thingies.

I doubt it'll be something brand new though. xP

yyyeeeyy

omg i accidentally closed Animal Jam. -_-

*logs in again*

omg i saw a random spring bunny :D

Srry. It's just that you see these bunnies rarely. x3

Because they're basically bunnies with magical flower powers. :T

(DAT RHYMES) XD

I should seriously get on with the new item already. XD

 (i suddenly feel like playing sky high)

Maybe i shud play for a little while?

lol nvm this is gunna take way too long 

*commits suicide*

*dramatic music plays in the background*

Im just posting random stuff now. XD

LET'S JUST LOOK AT THE NEW ITEM ALREADY.

SRSLY.

O_O

It's a gud item, however . .

How are dragons related to mechanical stuff in any way? :T

First, we have the dragon egg, then the mechanical dragon, and now the dragon wall crest thingy.

wut.

i guess AJHQ was all like: OMG EVERYONE LIEKS DRAGONS LET'S USE DRAGONS

And everyone else was like: YEAAAAHH

Do dragons even somehow exist in Jamaa?

Cuz Jamaa is a made up land and in made up lands, anything is possible. o3o

Omg it would be so awesome if the dragon breathed out fire. o3o

Maybe it does do it? C:
*clicks*

Nah. It actually does a different animation. :T

It's still pretty awesome though, cuz it looks very enchanted/mysterious. x3

Im gunna recycle it though. :T

I just don't like the idea of dragons on AJ, cuz it has basically no relation to Jamaa's lore or anything.

Speaking of animations, i just found out a new one.

If you click on the pi pie, the slice just . . hovers. O_O

I-It's defying gravity . .

BUT HOW?! O_O

How is this possible?

But wait.

AJ is a game.

AJ is not a real world.

Bunny who breaks the laws of physics exists.

She can defy gravity.

So therefor, this is possible on AJ, CUZ WHY NOT :3

yeeey. XD

randomness lawl

Well anyways, let's move onto the DE post! C:
Well, it's not a POST, but more like a video. :P

The cheetah is just staring at him liek: "srsly?" XD

Cheetahs are pretty cool animals. c:

Their name sounds like "cheater" though, which makes it seem as if cheetahs are cheaters. :T
(wut if they rlly are cheaters and are cheating to run fast?) O_O

Nahh. XD

What are they gonna use to run faster? A rocket? XD

. . . 

Cheetahs are just generally awesome animals. x3

so yay for cheetahs x3

lol

Also, on the DE post AJHQ gave us an adorable GIF for us to enjoy. :D

 

omg

Baby cheetahs are so adorable. <3

Unfortunately, i have to go now so here's the QOTP!

What's your favorite big cat?

Bye for now! ^-^