New pets + Aviator hats

Hello jammers! :D

Anyone on Spring break yet? I will be on Autumn break in around 2 weeks. yay! c:

Unfortunately, the holiday is only 2 weeks as well, but at least it's 14 days, right? :3

I mean, 14 days is a long time . . sort of? No?

I wish it could have been 4 weeks or something. What about we have 6 month holidays, twice a year? :D

Oh wait. That would mean no school . . 

What about there are no such thing as jobs or school and we just buy whatever we want? :D

But then everything would go out of stock way too quickly and people would get angry . .  

Let's just keep stuff the way it is for now. o-o

(Except for more holidays . .? plz :c)

Let's move onto the new item! :3

It's sold in Jam-Mart clothing because hats are clothing items.

What's the point if it's just lying around in your den? :P

I remember when this used to be one of my favorite items. I just thought it looked cute. Don't ask. XD

*checks through inventory*

Oh. It seems as if i recycled it. :c

Idk. Why did i recycle it? It still seems like a cute item to me. Maybe because i got new items for my animals? 

But it would have been fun to keep it . . cuz it looks cute . . and i like to hoard clothing items . . which is why i have over 200 items . . "^.^

Blergh. Im just gonna re-buy it. :3

(If that's not a word, then it HAS to be. >:U)

 Hmm . . it looks a little awkward to me now. :P

But the more you look at it, the better it looks. Weird. o-o

Some stuff also get worser the more you look at it.

Why is it like that? Maybe it's because in reality, the item is actually ugly/pretty? So that means the aviator hat is pretty?

SUCH THOUGHTS. O_O

I have a tendency to think about weird things like "why do viruses exist" and stuff like that. Most of you probably noticed by now. XD

Has anyone else wondered weird random thoughts about stuff? :T

Anyways, i was checking out the lion minbook thingy and i noticed this little guy on the front page.

 

^ More emotes!! YASSS

It's a tiny warthog.

Do you know what tiny animals means on AJ?

It means they are pets! :D

Cuz normal Arctic wolves= HUGE but pet arctic wolves = TINY

Because, LOGIC. *derpy face*

So could pet warthogs me coming out in the future? :3

It looks cute, but i don't think it would be very popular because no one really seems to like warthogs. :c

poor warthogs. :C

I think they look sorta cool, because they are pigs with tusks. :D

So elephant + pig = WARTHOG!

Also, beaver + duck = PLATYPUS!

 

Platypuses are very strange animals. O_O

I heard when first discovered, people didn't actually believe this existed and some random guy had sewed on other animal parts to a beaver. But of course, that turned out to be fake.

Since i included a picture of a platypus, here's a picture of a warthog! :3

 

Warthogs also look a tiny bit like a horse, because they have a small mane thingy at the top of their heads. :P

Another possible new pet i noticed was a meerkat! :3

I think this would be more popular, because so many people love meerkats. :D

Also, meerkats look a tiny tiny bit like cats. Cuz of their ears.

All these possible pets seem to have parts of other animals. o-o

 They also look a bit like lemmings.

They also look a bit like dogs.

Conclusion: Meerkats are a mixed up species of many animals.

^ LOGIC. *does derpy face again*

Also, i forgot to mention that they look a little like humans, because they stand up.

 

And they can also smile. Sort of. XD

Here's a cute GIF of a monkey who wants a hug URGENTLY

 

He's like: HERE HERE COME

And then the other is like: *runs fast*

And then the both hug each other very tightly.

So cute. :3 

(Also a little funny for some reason . . idk.)

Funny-cute. :P

Chu want another GIF? Im gonna post it anyway.

EVEN IF THE ANSWER IS NO. >:C

(But who can say no to cute animals? :3)

  

He thinks it's actually a real squirrel. XD

So he's like: *creeps up silently* Act natural . . *steals a thingy*

AHH RUN

And then this other random squirrel jumps out of nowhere and ambushes the plushie. 

The ending is very surprising though.

KABOOM

O_O

Guys, i think have have an addiction to doing these true-or-false thingies. 

I love doing them. O_O

And i must do one for today as well! :3

Yesterday's answer was . . . 

TRUE! 

Dolphins don't exactly have names like we do, but they call each other by different sounds. :3

 Good job to everyone who got them correct! :D (There was actually a fair bit of people . . )

Here is the third round of "True or false?"

 

True or false?

Rats laugh when tickled.

Good luck! :D Today's question is a little harder in case some of you want something more challenging. :3

Sun visor and cute bunnies

Hai! :D

I was originally gonna do an early post, but stupid blogger decided not to work for 3 hours.

*FRUSTRATION* >:C

Ugh. Thanks for making me frustrated, blogger.

*Opens up relaxing music to relax*

 Too slow.

*Opens up fast paced music*

YESS NOW I FEEL BETTER :D

*People looking at me weirdly*

What? Fast paced music makes me feel better . . isn't that . . oh yeah. 

It's not normal. :I

But there must be someone out there . . right?! D:

THERE HAS TO BE >:U

Blerghhh let's check the new item out! C:

It's the returning Sun visor, which is sold in Jam-Mart clothing.

Ehhhh it looks awkward and cool at the same time.  

^ emotes! ^.^

Because just typing it on the keyboard is too boring. XP

It took me a huge amount of time to perfect it. (About 5 mins)

Pls give me cupcakes. Cuz im awesome for making an emote in 5 mins.

*People look at me weirdly*

Why are so many people looking at me weirdly today? >:U

Oh. Cuz im doing weird stuff. XD

For example: Asking for cupcakes because i made an emote in 5 mins.

OH NUUUU

WE'RE GETTING OFF TRACK!

LITERALLY!!

*Crashes into tree*

*Immortal car bounces off the tree and goes back on track*

I like the stripe on the sun visor. Sun visors don't protect your head though, so it's a bad idea if you're a human. D:

But i never wear a hat and my hair is fine. (But very slightly lighter than DNA intended it to be)

Useless fact: Dna stands for deoxyribonuceleic acid. 

Another useless fact: I may have spelled deoxyribonuceleic acid wrong.

Meh whatever. At least it protects your eyes. :3

Sunglasses also do that though. Sunglasses are sold on AJ.

Animals have fur to protect their skin from the sun.

So therefor, this item is only useful for looking cool. 

I like these new emote thingies that i drew. Do you? c:

I need to make them transparent though. The whiteness is a very bad distraction. >:C

In fact, it's such a bad distraction that it's . . . a bad distraction? o_o

Moving on, i found something on the Daily explorer.

Anyone get the reference . . ?

(You know that meme thingy . . ?) O_O

I feel so weird.

owo

There's not much stuff that's new on AJ. *sigh*

Another reminder by AJHQ. I keep forgetting about these news crew thingies. :c

But i have a feeling that AJHQ isn't taking them as seriously as they did when they first came out . . Maybe cuz AJHQ has done it so many times they're just chill  about them now. :P

Poor Appondale.

Hardly anyone ever visits there. :c

Some might say it's more boring than the other lands, but at least there's MUD! :D

*goes to appondale for the MUD!*

WHOA.

This is surprising.

People are actually there! O_O

I guess they got AJHQ message. :P

You know what? Im just gonna type something quick for the contest and hope i win. (I probably won't though)

*writes the report thingy*

THIS IS TERRIBLE. O_O

Im gonna submit it anyway. :I

*submits*

Maybe AJHQ will forgive my terrible writing. I don't know. :P

Here is a cute animal GIF just for fun.

 

I love how bunnies eat. :3

They're like: *Omnomnom nibble nibble*

Also, hamsters and mice eat like that too. So adorable. X3

Some people keep rats as pets, but they are fancy rats, not sewer rats so i don't find them gross. :3

In fact, fancy rats can be very cute and smart! :D

Hey, you know yesterday's "true or false" contest?

Well the answer is . . 

TRUE!

Dogs have better eyesight in general, however their color vision worse.

Congrats to Bluey Pie for getting it 100% correct! :D

Well since yesterday's round is over, why not do another one today? :3

 

True or False?

Dolphins have names for each other.

Unfortunately, that's all the time i have for now. Sorry about the short post. :c

I'll try to make a longer one tomorrow!

Good luck on the true or false contest. :D

Musketeer stuff + Lion Flat

HAI!

Guess what?
IT'S FRIDAY! *Jumps around the house excitedly, hoping no one will randomly come into the room*

Friday seems to make everyone happy.

Is there an extra awesome item for Friday? :D

*checks Jam-Mart clothing.*

Oh.

No.

Oh no.

OHHHH NOOOO

Not this again. Because look, they're the same as the cowboy boots! -_-

At least the musketeer boots have different color selections. Sort of.

*Checks the color palate thingy*

Oh no. I think they have the same colors as well.

So the musketeer boot is a CLONE?! O_O

Wait, never mind. The prices are not the same. 

PHEW

It would be terrible if they where clones though.

THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD HAVE BEEN DESTROYED!

^ That is not true by the way. Im trying to make stuff more exciting to excite my boring posts, k? :P

It just seems like a scam, because the musketeer one is more price-y. < (I am aware that is not a word . . OR IS IT? *dun dun duun*)

OH GOSH YOU GUYS ARE PROBABLY GONNA EXPLODE FROM THE BOREDOM RIGHT NOW.

IM SO SORRY O_O

^ Why was that caps lock? O_O

Nevermind. Just nevermind this item. :I

Let's move on to the much better Musketeer hat! :3

The feather looks very nice. :3

So fluffeh.

I have a strange addiction of chasing feathers and shouting "FEATHER!" whenever i see one.

Also, same with bubbles and other float-y stuff.

Cuz it's fun chasing float-y stuff. c:

GAAHH I ADMIT IT.

I just don't like these items. 

 It's pretty disappointing, since it's Friday. *sigh*

Wait, never mind about Friday. Today was bad luck for me.

THIS FRIDAY IS CURSED! >:U

. . . But it's not Friday 13th. 

Hmm . . .

idk.

YAY FOR SATURDAY! :D

I cannot wait for Saturday. 

*jumps excitedly around room*

SATURDAYYY

yay

^ im weird. owo

Moving on, here's a funny animated video of the returning lions. :3

It's called "Lion flat."

I don't know how that title is meant to make sense, but okay. :P
It's only 44 seconds, which seems shorter than usual . . 

Did AJHQ not have time to make it longer? :c

Time to judge it.

1. THAT HAMSTER IS ADORABLE o3o

2. The coughing sound sounds weird.

3. English is sometimes weird. (sentence above)

4. The ending has a plot twist.

5. It's a good video like all animal jam videos.

So yay for lions! :D

And speaking of lions, have you checked out the Conservation Museum for the new exhibit? :3

Some facts are amazing. Some are just cool. And some are just boring.

So go to the museum for the amazing and cool facts. :D

(But the boring ones are just boring.)

Or maybe to you, all of them might be exciting.

It depends on your opinions. :P

Anyways, you know the Best guess game?

Well i thought it would be fun for the AJ river to have a best guess game of it's own!

So here's the first one. :D

True or false?

Dogs have better eyesight than humans.

Answer will be revealed tomorrow! Good luck. :3

Best guess game + THE AWESOME UPDATE!

HAI! :D

Is today an update? It's Thursday, right? So that means it's an update? :D

(Hopefully?)

*Logs onto AJ*

Please be an update, please be an update, pl-

YESSSSSS

Im really excited for this update, aren't i? :P

Because AJ has been SO BORING the past week! -_-

*THROWS CONFETTI IN CELEBRATION OF THE UPDATE*

. . . No one cares about lions. No one is using them in Jamaa. :c

ugh my eye is twitching randomly for no reason and it's annoying me out. :I

Im just gonna turn into a lion to remind ppl that LIONS R HERE!! HELLOOOOO?!

I even said "Lions r back!" But no one cared. :c

Poor lonely lions. :C
Well im still gonna celebrate so here's a PHOTOSHOPPED picture of a black lion. :D

REMEMBER DAT IT'S PHOTOSHOPPED EVEN THOUGH IT LOOKS AWESOME

If only black lions DID exist. :c

But WHITE lions exist though! :D

 

So yay for majestic lions. owo

Well let's move onto page 2! c:

At first, you're like: AWESOME! Now jammers won't get scammed as much!

But NOPE.

A jammer traded me a rare item and NOTHING happened. :I

The jammer is covered up due to privacy reasons. 

However, it's just like the normal trade.

DID AJHQ LIE RO US?! >:U

OMG LIARSSS

Actually, no. It's probably just a glitch. 

AJHQ would never lie to us, right? :3

Riiight? o-o

Whateves. Probably a glitch, :I

So now im happy again cuz jammers can get scammed less! :D

And speaking of scamming . . 

I have sorta abandoned the "Watching out for scams" page. :I

It's nearly ready, but i just haven't been able to finish it due to school and sleep deprivation. There is a chance it might be coming THIS weekend though! :D

Let's just move onto the third page. :3

YAY!!

A new game. :D

I love it when there's new games.

*Throws more confetti*

:D

*gasp* It's in three mins! :O

*waits in excitement*

Hurry up . . 

plz hurry up >:c

2 mins!

HURRY UP >:C

.

.

.

YESS IT'S HERE! :D

Oooh! I love games like this. :D

^ (Why does that sound sarcastic? No, seriously.)

*Clicks ok*

*weird cheering sound*

AAUUGH WHAT THE-

Oh phew. Just weird sound effects. :I

Is it just me or do the graphics look better in this game? :3

They look more 3D, like Play Wild.

I hope all of the graphics look like that in the future, because it's just awesome. :D

However, you know the confetti sound effects when you get an answer correct?

Well the high pitch end sound just HURTS MY BRAIN D:

I can feel the neurons dying every time i listen to that.

Many ppl seem to agree in the game. :I

AJHQ needs to stop or we will all end up dumb because of the really unpleasant sound effects which destroy your neurons.

Or where they brain cells? Idk anymore.

But so far . . .

BEST GAME EVERR

Super awesome game best rlly good amaze wow im going crazy

Im wasting time by playing this. :I

I need to check out the rest of the update. XP

yay minibooks whateves let's just check out the Chamber Of Knowledge. :D

There's no lion minibook?

DID AJHQ LIE TO US?! >:U

*starts searching in every minibook*

IT HAS TO BE-

Ohhhhh.

So THAT's where it was! XD

It's where the panda minibook is. So go and check it out. :I

Im not that excited for minibooks anymore. I might read it tomorrow. idk.

yay april fools part i don't feel like typing anymore. 

I spent way too much time on the game. XD

Well bye for now! c:

What do you think of the update? I give it a 8/10! :D

Spring Throne

Hai! :D

School is tiring me out so much these days.

I don't think i can function properly anymore. :I

I just wanna sleep in every day

^ But that is not happening. :C

ew school eww

At least we have another amazing item to make up for the terrible RIM. :3

This is apparently sold in treetop gardens, but it looks like something from Epic Wonders. Yay for springtime though. :3

Aaand meanwhile in the southern hemisphere, the weather is starting to get chilly. (Although today was warm.)

Weellll uuhhm let's just write about how awesome this item is. :D

This item is awesome because it has vines and other nature-y stuff wrapping around it, which makes it look generally awesome. :3

And it's still awesome even if it's just a bunch of wooden logs with a bunch of vines wrapping around them.

Why do i have the terrible habit of using the same words all the time? :/

Maybe none of you noticed though. And now you noticed cuz i mentioned it.

XP

Hmm, i have 854 gems which is almost the same as 850.

So that means if i buy it, i'll have 4 gems left.

c:

Idk anymore.

. . . . 

Let's take a look at the Jammer Artwork! :D

Today's subject is "phantom flowers."

That's odd. Phantoms are the opposite of flowers.

Flowers = happiness

Phantoms = darkness

Some of the phantoms do look angry about being a flower though. :P

Great job to everyone who got featured! C:

Every one of those artworks are clawtastic. :D

(Is clawtastic a pun? I don't know. X3)

Remember when AJHQ's posts used to have lots of puns?

*sigh* those days . . 

 I sound like an old person now. XD

lolz

In case you had a bad day today or just generally feel stressed (Like i do at the moment. :c) here some some adorable GIFs! :D

 

 

 

 

 

 

And now be happy by all the adorableness. <3

But i always feel like the fluffy animals get all the attention. So here's a cute picture of a tiny chameleon. :3

 

Those eyes tho.

So adorablezzzzz 

Reptiles and other fur-less creatures still need more attention.

 

Those eyes again.

im dying omg

(^ not really though so relax.) 

XD

 

Look at dat adorable face.

I wanna do more, but i don't want the post to be taken over by cute animals. XD

I can't really find anything else to post about anyway though, so here's the Mini Challenge! :3

 

Redesign Jamaa township!

What new buildings will there be? Will it be more like an actual city, or a village? Get creative! :D