Thursday 6 December 2018

OWLS!!

Hey everyone; 
I WAS RIGHT!! HAH! GET BAMBOOZLED TO EVERYONE THAT THOUGHT I WAS WRONG!! >:3

But c'mon guys the login page made it way too obvious. Right? I definitely had zero doubts about this. I wasn't worried about AJHQ playing tricks on us at all.

YOU CAN'T FOOL ME, AJHQ!! HAHAHAahahahaadhsdfsdfsafjdasfd

*cough*

Anyway;
i'm actually really hyped for this!! And i haven't been hyped for a new animal since . . .
uh . .
I have no idea. I'm just gonna say several centuries, because damn, IT SURE DOES FEEL LIKE SEVERAL CENTURIES.

. . . Hey, what if this means AJHQ is finally starting to finish up the flash player update thingy?
Is this . . the beginning of a new era of Actually Good And Exciting Updates?
 *wipes single tear of joy from eye*



Hm. I rlly want to continue screaming about owls. But i feel obligated to get the bad news out of the way first. *wipes several tears of sadness from eyes*
Yeah, they're member. And in the diamond shop. Like everyone probably expects from AJ nowadays.

*braces self for the incoming SALT from the nonmembers*
(and they have every right to be salty, by the way.)
(cuz like, c'mon, look at them. THEY'RE AWESOME.)
(man . . i'd hate to be a nonmember right now.)
((i really feel for you guys. ;-;))
(((but . . ajhq needs them moneys))
(((talking with brackets is addictive. Have you guys tried it? Highly recommend. 11/10.)))

So, the bad news out of the way.
Guess what time it is?

IT'S TIME TO SCREAM ABOUT OWLS HELL YEAHHHHhhhhfASdhsajdsfdsjhfdjksfafd

*coUGH*
((y ikes i really need to stop keymashing to express my emotions.))
But guys!! LOOK AT THEIR PLAY ANIMATION IT'S THE BEST THING EVER YOU GOTTA LET ME KEYMASH ONE LAST TIME -

. . . no?

oh ok.

Fine, you're right. Ima type some comprehensible sentences this time. :T

Hm . . i've looked at the comments section and apparently the play action is like, a harry potter reference?? I haven't read harry potter so i have no idea.

Either way, an owl using a broom as a surfboard is 100% a yes from my book. 12/10. :3
This kinda inspires me to dress up my owl as a witch or something when they come out. :D
ohmy . . look at that wingspan people. It's absolutely M A J E S T I C.
And look at it's floof.
And face.
And beak.
And angry - looking eyebrow feather thingies.
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS OWL IS ABSOLUTELY M A J E S T I C.

Now this is what owls should have looked like when they came to AJ in the first place! :3

I mean like . . normal AJ owls are cute and all but there's just this tiiiny issue of tHEIR HEAD PARTIALLY DETACHING FROM THEIR BODY EVERY TIME THEY FLY
which is . . . uh . . well, let's just say that im sure that can't really be healthy for you in the long term??

No offence if you do like default owls though. I do think they're cute but their idle animation is kind of a HUGE  uh, slightly not okay pet peeve of mine. o.o"

((ok fine it's mega annoying. You know what else is annoying? The seal's idle animation. Like srsly though, they keep heckin nodding!! constantly!!! it drives me mad! nod, nod nod nod, LIKE OKAY WE GET IT, YOU APPROVE OF STUFF. JEEZ, AJ SEALS.)) >:U

Hm . . . you know what? I kinda feel like checking what the new item is today.
*looks in jam mart clothing*
nope
*looks at that den shop who's name i forgot*

. . . yeah!! I think. I dunno. I haven't been keeping track of new items at all. :P
Wow, yes, candy cane lights. Very, uh . . light-y. Very candy cane-y.

. . . i wonder if this is edible.
MMMMM IT TASTES LIKE PLASTIC
You know what that means . . ?
IT'S EDIBLE! Cause technically, everything's edible at least once! So go ahead at eat that tasty looking lava!! And that yellow snow! And those christmas lights!!

(disclaimer: cloudclaws is not responsible for any injuries or death related to eating lava, yellow snow, and christmas lights.)

no seriously don't ever listen to me ok? im practically a bad idea generator. 

Well, i guess that's all i have to post about today.
Bye peeps! Cya sometime . . probably sometime when owls come out.


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((btw im really tired sorry if this post is one big trainwreck))
((then again . . aren't all my posts big trainwrecks?)) :P


5 comments:

  1. Oh my gosh barn owls are here?! I didn’t check Jamaa Journal today becuz I am afraid I overslept this morning.
    -Dramaqueen123

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  2. Lol great post. Hey, owls are already out, their dance move is CRAZY. IT'S INSANE. Sadly, owls are the only thing in this update, AJ sort of just put owls. Owls are great. :3 Just... AJ made it look like an update when that's all there are.

    Nice job calling owls. :3

    Lastly, I know I'm not supposed to advertise, but this way I know you get my message. I am responding to your comment on my blog. :3 https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7fTXSo6TE8HH5lacY2JPzA/featured

    That is my YouTube channel, which I am going to be doing instead of blogging in a little bit. Not to pressure you or anything, but I'd love it if you looked at it. :3

    Hehehehe... Well. Owls. Well, if you move to YouTube too, I'd be sure to constantly look at your channel. It'd be fun to have a blogger-turned-YouTuber community, lol.

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  3. Wow. The barn owl literally looks like the owl on aj with bigger wings and an odd face alteration...

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  4. This post is iconic. Also don't get me wrong I think owls are cool, but I kinda wish animal jam would come out with new games and stuff, rather than always new items D: At least there's adventures. Not that it matters for me because my computer is super slow. LOL

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  5. Cloudclaws making another iconic AJ blogging post. asdfghjkl I love it!
    Ooh, I like these new owls more too! The other owls' heads looked too big, and yeah, their heads getting detached from their bodies.. yikes. I like the wings on these barn owls.
    @ the nodding thing: omg yes ikr I've noticed it too and aaaurghh I've had similar thoughts to you. When I went on AJ recently and saw seals and bunnies just standing in place, I would be like, "why are you all nodding? standing makes you nod? huh?? @ my bunny avatar: why are you nodding? hUH?!" asdfghjkljsdsds
    Slurp that lava! It's a forbidden snack! Yellow snow.. oh no.
    Trainwrecks are my type of posts! Gotta love them. :)

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