Not posting. Also, april fools.

Hello jammers!

Today is April fools! :3

Im extremely busy today . . i feel ashamed for not posting on April Fools, but the teacher just gave us a ton of homework on the last week of school . . ugh.

It's due on Thursday . . so sorry im not posting these days! D:

Bye for now!

Also . . 

HAHAHHAHAHAhahahahAHshahdja

I doubt i tricked anyone. :/

Or did i? >;3

I suck at pranking people. :I

[it says april fools ok]

APRIL FOOLS AHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHha

fhelfsf

Wut.

Okay, don't blame me if you didn't fall for it. -_-

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Oh, wait.

APRIL FOOLS! HAHAHAHahahaha

I actually am not posting today. 

Yuppp . . 

BOOOOOOOM.

But yeah . . im so sorry. ;-;

But at least i did an april fools . . right? :3

NOPEE.

Did you fall for it this time?

DID YOU? >:3

MUAHAHAHAHHAHA :D

I should stop.

Im being really annoying. ;-;

But i really am posting today. 

Soo let's check out the new item! :D

Oh look, it's the three invisible items! :T

We have to buy them to find out what they are.

Unfortunately, buying them all costs 1500 GEMS. O_O

Meh. Let's just buy them anyway and become poor! :D

Cuz LOGIC

*derpy face*

*sudden dramatic music that makes you jump*

DUN DUN DUUUUUN

NOOOO!

Why . .

Why did i use them up so quickly?

I REGRET EVERYTHING!! :C

Meh whateves.

Let's check these items out, yaaa >:3

First up is the ZANY item. :P

*wonky music playing in the background*

What does zany mean?

Zany is an ugly word.

Don't ask. :P

I find some words unpleasant - sounding.

Pff yaahh who even listens to warning signs these days? >:3

EVERYONE!

But we r different. We don't listen to warning signs.

*omg we are so speshul*

WHOA.

My grammar and spelling are just suddenly nonexistent. 

I am hyper today. I ate too much junk food and then accidentally came across a video showing you what happens during a heart attack, and due to my curiosity i watched it.

 My eyes started tearing up for some reason.

. . . 

I closed the video then.

Because . .

1. That was TERRIFYING

2. Why on earth did my eyes tear up?

3. Why did i even watch that?

4. Im gonna have nightmares 4 life

^ Yeh. Pretty much sums it up. :I

Plz don't watch the video, it's scarier than a horror movie. o-o

Actually i never really watched a horror movie.

. . . 

Im not a scared-y cat. >:C

[Maybe i am . .in some situations. heh. ehehe.]

But im not scared of spiders

BEAT THAT! >:D

[ Except for funnelwebs and stuff. They are POISON! Or venomous . . idk.]

But hey, what about we just press that red button even though it says "WARNING!" very clearly! That sounds like a great idea! :D

You see what happens if you disobey rules?

YOU DISCOVER COOL STUFF. >:3

This rocket thingy looks like a weirdly shaped mushroom.

The hull is the cap, and the green long thing is th-

OH.

O_O

I was actually expecting that, but who ISN'T surprised when the rocket suddenly starts shooting fire out of it's bottom?! >:U

I somehow feel like that sentence sounds wrong . .?

ugh.

At least eternal's beautiful face didn't get burnt. :3

Plus, he wears a mask anyway. Just to look creepy. C:

I nearly forgot about the second item. XD

It's called the silly item.

And it;s just a WARNI-

*screams*

*runs*

THE ALIENS ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER JAMAA!

*runs 4 life*

Pheww i should be safe here . . 

But that makes me wonder if aliens came to earth IRL, would they come in peace or try and take over earth? O_O

Im probably guessing the last one.

Or they come in peace at first, but then they become greedy and want to own the planet.

*people look at me weirdly*

What? Bad luck happens. :C

Do you think aliens have visited the earth in the . . PAST? *dun dun duuun*

And we never knew cuz they did it in secret?

*DUN DUN DUUUN*

Do aliens even exist?

Or are we alone? :C

What if aliens took over Jamaa instead?
What if the animals thought humans where aliens cuz we have no fur and stuff?

But elephants have no fur either.

Why am i talking about aliens?

IDK. :D

fhajkfhas Let's check out the third item. XP

Another warning thingy.

But we never obey the rules, don't we?

*Presses button*

I bet it's not gonna even be-

*screams*

Ouch.

Better take you to the medical center. :I

OH WAIT.

THERE'S NO DOCTORS IN THE MEDICAL CENTER.

WHAT KIND OF MEDICAL CENTER HAS NO DOCTORS?!

It's not even a medical center. It's just some random abandoned house. :/

o

That's probably correct. XP

THEN WHY DO WE HAVE A MEDICAL CENTER, HMM?

Ok. fine. whatever.

 *checks eternal*

His belly is crushed. o-o

OH OF COURSE, WE DON'T HAVE BELLY BANDAGES EITHER.

srry u have to die.

OK.

*IS REALLY MAD*

Im gonna switch animals. 

-_-

omg can u believe this guy?

Im still switching animals.

*switches animals*

Because, NOPE.

Wow. What have i done?

Why did i make this post long?

And i have tons of other stuff to post about as well. ;-;

i is so sorry :c

Since we have done all three items, let's check out the DE for stuff. :3

Hmm, more jammer art. :D

 

Phantoms and easter eggs are an interesting concept . . 

Speaking of easter . . 

CHOCOLATE EGGS!

CHOCOLATE BUNNIES!

YUSSS

:D

I love chocolate.

If you eat dark chocolate (which is disgusting) it can be healthy for you somehow.

So cocoa is healthy but the sugar in milk chocolate make it unhealthy.

Interesting. :3

Or maybe it isn't that interesting. I dunno.

This is random but i saw one of those mate-beggar people on AJ.

Woooow i thought those where like, extinct or something.

You should not date on AJ, because AJ is not for dating. >:U

I need to finish up this post somehow. You're probably getting super bored. T_T

But no one is ever bored of cute little animal GIFs! :D

 

 

 

Yay! :3

I hope that cheered chu up if you where having a bad day. :P

But anyways, time for the QOTP!

Did you ever get a piece of artwork, a howl, a news crew arcticle or anything else featured on AJ?

Bye for now! :3