Saturday 4 April 2015

Satellite..?

Hai. :D
You know how i wasn't here for update day?
Well i haven't entirely checked out the update . . and since today is just a regular item post, i ust checked out all the space items, and:

1. THESE SHOULD HAVE BEEN VOTED FIRST! D:
2. JAMAA HAS THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE THESE?!
3. SPACE IS AWESOME

So yeh. I was left amazed at why these set of items came last. :P

On AJ, food always comes first. [ Although i do not agree with that belief . . ]

Food is yum and everything. But it's temporary, and comes out as poop. :c

[ Sorry if that sentence seemed disgusting . . ]
Let's just call it our "business"
ehehe
. . . 
That just makes it sound awkward.
Im making this awkward.
I make everything awkward.

So what's today's new space-related item?
Look at the picture below to find out. lawl.
IT'S A SATELLITE!

What a weird name.

Sat Ellite.
Sat is short for Saturday. 
Ellite means a group or something.
So satellite = saturday ellite?
That doesn't even make sense. XP
But who cares if it doesn't make sense. :3

People: EVERYONE!
Owe.
We haz a problem. :o
Well let's just say that satellite is a weird word and get over it cuz i cannot find a logical meaning. :3
C:
. . . 
:T
If Jamaa has technology this advanced already, then how come Jamaa township isn't Jamaa city?
Or maybe this technology is new?
IS JAMAA TOWNSHIP GONNA BECOME JAMAA CITY?! :O
I hope not. I live in a suburb already, and i don't wanna see even more city. -_-
Sometimes Animal Jam doesn't make sense. 
BUT IT'S A GAME!
Of course it doesn't make sense. >:U

Lol.
. . . 
Is there any other planets close to Jamaa? Is Jamaa a land or a planet? 
Confusion . . :c

AJHQ, Y U NO TELL US? >:C
What if Jamaa is a microscopic land full of microscopic versions of animals, which is why humans haven't noticed Jamaa yet?

What if it's the opposite?
*gasp*
WHAAAAAAAAAAAT.

How did i even make this thing up . . 
:/
[ maybe it's true . . :O ]

bleh.

Let's just check out the daily explorer bc im bored. C:
Jammer Safety: Prevent Scamming!!! 
"How to trade safely."

More like, "How to be mad at a computer."
When my computer doesn't load, i threaten to throw it out the window. After saying that, it loads.
PROOF THAT COMPUTERS CAN THINK. :O
HOWEVER, It doesn't always work though. :T
But maybe that's cuz the computer is just being stubborn . . 
MORE PROOF THAT COMPUTERS ARE INTELLIGENT.

If computers are intelligent, are they gonna evolve and destroy the world?
*Gasp*
COMPUTERS MUST BE STOPPED!

Computer: but . . we has cute cat videoz

People: we can still have cat videos without you being smart!

Computer: FINE DEN. >:C
*deletes all cat videos*

People: *screaming crazily* WHAT HAVE U DONEEEE
Computer: *laughs evilly* THAT'S WHAT CHU GET !! hahaha

People: GIVE US OUR CAT VIDEOS >:C

Computer: Not unless u allow me to be smart

People: we do anything 4 cat videos dude

Computer: *undeletes* c:

People: Wait, how did you undelete that?

Computer: o no my secret has been revealed . . 

People: Which secret?

Computer: uhhh nothing . . ehehe

People: *starts screaming like crazy* TELL US THE SECRET


^ You see what happened there? Another random . .thingy. Like yesterday. -_-
I like making dem though. >:U

Do you like dem? I hope so. :C
because.

Urghhh my fingers hurt so bad from typing.
*cri*

Ya. Let's just check out the tips. :3
:O
ONLY TWO RULES?!

AJHQ, if you want jammers to stop scamming then you gotta give more rules. :C
The other rules are just general game rules, not scamming rules. :C

I think AJHQ needs to take scamming a bit more seriously. When a jammer reports someone, mods should respond way more. :I

Some games have really strict mods though, and that's sorta bad because they're like, "SAYING HELLO IS A ROOD WORD YOU WILL BE BANNED FOR 30000004440142948920 DAYS"
And that is very very VERY annoying. -.-

Strict mods are better than bad mods anyways. Or at least that's what i think. :/

Speaking of scammers, do you have any tips for the scammers page on the Animal Jam River? New features maybe? :3 
I want the page to be helpful as possible for jammers who need help avoiding scammers, so comment your ideas on the page. :D


^ Was that boring? o-o I hope it wasn't. :C

Moving, i have 107 jam-a-grams.
I have been saving up all dem jam-a-grams. :D
Bc im too lazy to delete them anymore. :D
I have neglected my mailbox badly. :C
I need to clean it up.
Or should i save up more? 
I plan to save up to 1000. >:3

YAY FOR 107 JAM-A-GRAMS! :D

Some really famous ppl get 200 jam-a-grams per day though. O_O

It's okai though, i can eventually reach 1000. c:
[ even if i get around 5 JAGS a day ]
It's possible. >:U

Does AJ have a JAG limit?
My dreams will be crushes if there is one. :C
But it's k. I can save up to the JAG limit. :D
Has anyone ever done that?
I sometimes wonder if i can break a world record IRL . . what about i just create a new world record? C:
Like . . "The world's least flexible person"
Then i would win. :D

[I can't even do a cartwheel *cries* ]

Can someone make new records? :P
I think they can . . but im not sure.
And if no one has made a new record, then im gonna create a record for creating the first world record.
*logic* :D

And to finish this terribly boring post off, here's the QOTP! :D
If you could break a world record, which one would it be?
Bye 4 now. ;3

15 comments:

  1. Ahahaha AJHQ yes exactly how you trade safely with two rules hahaha I totally wont get scammed like ever by following those, flash trades never even apparently existed ahaha

    Waaaait wat .O.

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  2. There is a limit, but I dunno how many if the jammer isn't buddies with you :I I think it's literally endless if the jammer is your buddy :3 Never too sure.

    ~Pengy01

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  3. I think I should comment often again x3

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  4. It's like Snowyclaw, so many JAG's O_o

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  5. C.C, don't feel bad, I can't cartwheel either. In fact, at times, my body is so stiff that it hurts to even do a simple somersault! I'm such a weirdo for not being able to do gymnastics. I wish I was flexible... lol

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    1. I can't cartwheel either, but I can somersault. And I can almost do splits. Haha, I'm too tired to sign in.

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  6. Lol I have no idea what world record to break. Maybe the most necklaces in a jammer's inventory... Lol that would be humiliating... Btw.. You should include the birthstone, and birth flower (treetop gardens)

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    1. Oh and also, there is a limit for jam a grams.. so it would be a bad idea to save up, and not open ur jam a grams, because what if it includes a spike, or a beta... hmm?

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  7. Oh nu the waffles are loosing! Dx

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  8. It's Blingy D00ds4 April 2015 at 18:18

    I can't do a cartwheel either :c
    I can't even bend over and touch my toes lol

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  9. OHOHOHOHOHOHOH! I KNOW! I WOULD BREAK THE WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST STUFFED ANIMALS EVER PILED IN A ROOM! OH YEAH! : People look at me like I am insane: What... I'm a stuffie collecter, okay?!! DON'T JUDGE MEH!! No seriously, PLEASE don't. Lol, you have inspired me to be weirder, Cloudclaws. Being weird is good for the heart, or something. I made that up at school. LOL! OMG you are right Michy, STEP IT UP WAFFLES!!! I can't cartwheel either, or touch my toes, or do basically ANY gymnastics stuff. I'm TALL, OKAY!? I CAN'T REACH MY DARN TOES! LOL! I think there is a limit, I have gotten a TON of JAGs, and it shows I have 200. AJHQ DON'T YOU KNOW I BEEN ON AJ LONG ENOUGH TO GET MORE THAN 200 JAM A GRAMS!!!? Sheesh. Okay, I really like being weird now, XD! I never thought about the word Satellite thing, AND OMG KEEP DOING THOSE LITTLE THINGS WHERE YOU MAKE SOMETGING THAT CANT SAY STUFF TALK TO YOU OR PEOPLE! IT ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGH! You shall win my award of...
    FUNNIEST AJ BLOGGER IN THE HISTORY OF DA WORLD! YAAY! Really though, KEEP IT UP!

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  10. That was a WAY TOO LONG comment.

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  11. LOOK AT DIS

    http://fuzzyseals344.deviantart.com/art/Little-SnowyCloud-CloudClaws-523485532

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  12. My record would probly be most jags (sorry) cuz I never delete them . I have 491. ��. Plz buddy me I'm Guineapigloversrock. Or jag me, like an autograph. Thax. Oh make those jags 492... Oh my gerd sowwie

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  13. MAI RECORD ISH DA MOST CRAZIEZT PERZON EVER OR DA LAZIEZT AT SPELINZ (IF U CANT READ DAN DEAL WITH IT >:U) ANYWAYZ I LOVE UR BLOGGGGGGGGGGG CUZ ITS FUNNEH AND STUFFEH 8) :people stares at me weirdly: Also satellites r very satellity :OO :people stares at me more weirdly: Oh come on ITS NOT THAT AWKWARD :U Besides SOME PPL HAZ TO LIKE WEIRDNESS :I Oh meh lord i iz getting VERY off track here rite? WELL LETZ GET BACK ON TRACKKKKKKK YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Okeh i need to stahp ermergosh OKAY SO YOU CAN SEE WHAT I MEAN BY WORLD'S CRAZIEST PERSON :P

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